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Dec. 4, 2013, 8:32 p.m.

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//Ms. Hart is talking about Okapis. See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okapi Hart: Can someone please explain to me - why are only their legs striped? Are they, like, galloping through bar codes?

#4741

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Feb. 5, 2014, 1:01 a.m.

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//People drawing their favorite foods on their name-sticks Fowler: Chicken...Pork...Pig Illustrated. Way to ingratiate yourself to the vegetarian teacher.

#4751

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Feb. 13, 2014, 1 p.m.

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Klein: "Tom is a virtual poncho full of meat. His legs are like sausages!"

#4785

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Feb. 25, 2014, 9:22 p.m.

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Aanchal: I'm putting my cursor on top of Mr. Schafer's so that he notices me!

#4826

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April 3, 2014, 9:51 p.m.

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//Discussing lifespans (in most countries, women live longer than men) Swaney: Hmm. I wonder why women live so much less than men in Iran. Michael Katz: Heatstroke!

#4915

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May 8, 2014, 5:18 p.m.

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//Work time in Analysis II. Lenny suddenly comes into the room and sits next to James Liao in the same chair. He starts talking with everyone at the table and puts his arm around James. Schwartz: If you're going to come into my classroom, please don't molest my students!

#4979

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May 26, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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Student: Well are you sure none of the CAP teachers smoke pot? *class snickers* Simel: Ohhh... I know exactly who you're thinking of... *class snickers* Simel: Umm... I don't think so... I mean... I could see why y'all would think so... but no.

#5209

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Oct. 2, 2014, 6:22 p.m.

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\\A student is using her phone in class. Klein walks over. Mr. Klein: "Is that...Vladimir Putin shirtless on horseback! This is great!" \\He takes the student's phone Mr. Klein: "Here, let's pass this around. He's so virile looking! Do you guys ever wonder why Obama doesn't do something like this? Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?"

#5228

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Oct. 20, 2014, 9:10 p.m.

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//Pd 1 Analysis 1B //Discussing limit as x--> infinity of e^x/x and e^x/(x^3), both of which are infinity Stein: Little x is on the side going "go get him!" but x^3 loses anyways. So, then little x and his brother x^3 go running home and who do they get? Class: ... Stein: Come on, guys who do they get? Someone: *indistinct* Stein: NO, NOT A GUN.

#5241

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Oct. 31, 2014, 10:12 a.m.

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Horne: I'm good at math. I didn't even need an abacus for that!