#4121

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May 3, 2012, 6:45 p.m.

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//AP World Review: Ravilious (to students): Here, have some cheese sticks. Mogge: String cheese and cheese sticks are different. Ravilious: You just pointed out how old I am, but you are almost as old as me! Mogge: No, I am older than you. I passed 30 a long time ago.

#4181

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Sept. 2, 2012, 8:05 p.m.

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//John explains something to Martina Martina: John, why are your explanations so condescending? Barg: Because he's talking to you.

#4244

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Oct. 10, 2012, 7:39 p.m.

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//During XC meet, Student 1 approaches a group of runners Student 2: ...especially the stereotypes with porn, and stuff. Student 1: What? Student 3: Here, let me provide some context to make it sound less bad: we were talking about Japanese school girls.

#4428

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Feb. 10, 2013, noon

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//Playing Project M on Viju's laptop in Mr. Kaluta's room Kaluta: Okay hold on, this is getting a bit out of hand. How were your grades last semester? Some kids: We got straight A's! Other kids and Bob: I only had one B. Mufasa: (to Bob) Wait. Then how many C's did you get?

#4453

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Feb. 25, 2013, 4:57 p.m.

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//Ms. Backus is subbing in for Duval. Backus: I need you to write your names REALLY BIG, my eyes aren't as good as they used to be. Cathy: Ugh...

#4499

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April 10, 2013, 6:21 a.m.

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Hart: I have a present for you.  Sharp Object.  Please run quickly with them.

#4532

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May 6, 2013, 6:19 p.m.

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Teddy: Mr. Rose, I have to leave now. Rose: Aw man, why? Teddy: I have a doctor's appointment. Rose: To get your brain fixed?

#4533

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May 7, 2013, 9:15 p.m.

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Alex: Mr. Pham seems to think we have nothing to do but chemistry. Isaac: Do you? Alex: That's besides the point.

#4535

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May 8, 2013, 5:21 p.m.

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Alex B.: (Reading off of Renay Johnson's Twitter) Thank you for mathematically challenging our students - Saurav: (Cuts him off) I agree, we are mathematically challenged everyday

#4677

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Dec. 2, 2013, 8:26 p.m.

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//Discussing topics for the Math Phys papers Schafer: Avikar? Avikar: I'm doing Noether's Theorem. Schafer: Oh, you mean 'Nother's' Theorem? Avikar: No, it's pronounced 'NUER-ter'. I looked it up. Schafer: This is Murica. It's 'Nother'. Avikar: All right... Schafer: So what's the right way to pronounce it? Avikar: 'Nother'.. Schafer: WRONG!