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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:18 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say that I've been unemployed. I have! Straight up unemployed. [...] Got laid off in Ohio, ended up living out of my pickup truck on the Eastern Shore, hunting and fishing for food. [...] That was an interesting part of my life.

#603

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: Math is more like a cancer. It’s not a headache.

#672

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Oct. 13, 2009, 5:44 p.m.

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//Jordan mumbles something while flossing during Human Rights class Student: Are you flossing?! Ms. Manuel: That's a little eccentric, Jordan.

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Oct. 14, 2009, 1:41 p.m.

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Whitacre: What happened? Jacob: I ate a half-smoke, and it was half beef, half pork. They told me it was all-beef! Whitacre: Are you Orthodox? Jacob: No, Conservative. Whitacre: Welcome to the club. *pauses* Welcome to reformed Judaism. You can go to McDonald's now and say, "Okay, bring it on! I want a BLT with some pork rinds and some grease to drink." //later Whitacre: You should've sued. Violating religious principles. Think, you could own half of Ben's Chili Bowl. That would be... *rubs fingers together*

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Oct. 19, 2009, 2:24 p.m.

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//taking attendance Pham: Where Scott? Where tall skinny white guy?

#707

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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Schafer: This is not very difficult. Galileo did it.

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:46 p.m.

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Swaney: Elaine Chao! I wonder what she's doing now. I bet she's out on a corner smoking with Conway. *pauses* Never miss my class. Your name will be maligned forever!

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Oct. 24, 2009, 8:13 p.m.

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Schafer: ...and you'd be like, "This is the greatest rollercoaster e-EHHHHHH!!" *flail*

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Oct. 26, 2009, 7:38 a.m.

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//Hinkle walks into lab 318 Hinkle: Where's Shirley? Jacob: I don't see him, but I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes. Wait... I don't see his backpack, so I don't think he's in the building... oh, isn't today the day he's at MIT? I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes back in two days. Hinkle: I'm gonna shoot him when he gets back!

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:54 a.m.

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Mr Pham: This is America! People don't know maff, remember?!