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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:46 p.m.

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Swaney: Elaine Chao! I wonder what she's doing now. I bet she's out on a corner smoking with Conway. *pauses* Never miss my class. Your name will be maligned forever!

#749

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Oct. 24, 2009, 8:13 p.m.

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Schafer: ...and you'd be like, "This is the greatest rollercoaster e-EHHHHHH!!" *flail*

#753

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Oct. 26, 2009, 7:38 a.m.

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//Hinkle walks into lab 318 Hinkle: Where's Shirley? Jacob: I don't see him, but I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes. Wait... I don't see his backpack, so I don't think he's in the building... oh, isn't today the day he's at MIT? I can tell him you were looking for him when he comes back in two days. Hinkle: I'm gonna shoot him when he gets back!

#764

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Oct. 28, 2009, 7:54 a.m.

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Mr Pham: This is America! People don't know maff, remember?!

#791

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Nov. 1, 2009, 10:55 p.m.

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Blitz: It isn't a cycle. It's a process. //concerning the ozone CYCLE

#805

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Nov. 4, 2009, 9:40 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose upon realizing he forgot to copy the hw. Rose: *quietly* ef, ef, ef, ef, ef, shit.

#810

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Nov. 5, 2009, 10:48 p.m.

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Schafer: In the video there's a nerd fight. It's great. They throw integrals at each other.

#853

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Nov. 14, 2009, 9:15 p.m.

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Mr.Hoelman(in a serious tone): Please do not air guitar on the hockey stick, sweep, or shoot it like a gun. Someone could get hurt.

#887

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:21 p.m.

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Student: Wait, so they use heat to power church organs? o-o (after demonstration with a pipe and a blowtorch) Schafer: No, they use a..I mean, yes! There's a little man inside that goes, "YOU WANT TO SEE?!" *blowtorch*

#915

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Nov. 23, 2009, 5:41 p.m.

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Ravilious: Don't pack up before the bell rings. It's not good for my ego.