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Sept. 17, 2009, 9:08 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham is scrolling through a long PDF on the Promethean board during comp meth Pham: You need to read the whole thing! Student: Will we get a printed copy? Pham: No. Follow link on Edline. Student: Why not? Pham: I have thirty-eight kids in Computational Methods, thirty-two pages. I'm not going to copy that much! [grins] Print it at home! Student: Or at the library! Pham: Or at library! Student: Or in 318! Pham: Nooo! No, not in 318. Print at home, save MCPS some money.

#545

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Sept. 18, 2009, 8:19 a.m.

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//to a student in the computer lab Pham: Do you have free time? Of course you do. You in my class!

#553

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Sept. 23, 2009, 1:37 a.m.

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Schafer: I looked like a thug. It was awesome.

#555

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Sept. 23, 2009, 11:59 a.m.

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//on wacky tacky day Mr. Hammond: Any wacky-tackiness you see is just the inherent wacky-tacky in me.

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:18 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say that I've been unemployed. I have! Straight up unemployed. [...] Got laid off in Ohio, ended up living out of my pickup truck on the Eastern Shore, hunting and fishing for food. [...] That was an interesting part of my life.

#603

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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Whitacre: Math is more like a cancer. It’s not a headache.

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Oct. 13, 2009, 5:44 p.m.

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//Jordan mumbles something while flossing during Human Rights class Student: Are you flossing?! Ms. Manuel: That's a little eccentric, Jordan.

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Oct. 14, 2009, 1:41 p.m.

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Whitacre: What happened? Jacob: I ate a half-smoke, and it was half beef, half pork. They told me it was all-beef! Whitacre: Are you Orthodox? Jacob: No, Conservative. Whitacre: Welcome to the club. *pauses* Welcome to reformed Judaism. You can go to McDonald's now and say, "Okay, bring it on! I want a BLT with some pork rinds and some grease to drink." //later Whitacre: You should've sued. Violating religious principles. Think, you could own half of Ben's Chili Bowl. That would be... *rubs fingers together*

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Oct. 19, 2009, 2:24 p.m.

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//taking attendance Pham: Where Scott? Where tall skinny white guy?

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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Schafer: This is not very difficult. Galileo did it.