#13692

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Dec. 5, 2025, 10:42 a.m.

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// Designing a popsicle stick bridge // Arman measuring a popsicle stick using a meter stick Arman: It's about 12 centimeters Akshay: No, it's 12 millimeters Akshay (Refering to the cm markings on the meter stick): Each of the little lines in one millimeter Arman: Those are centimeters Akshay: Are you stupid, there are 100 mm in a meter

#7793

1323

Dec. 6, 2018, 8:03 a.m.

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Lodal: If you walk faster than someone else, you're better than them.

#5361

1836

Jan. 22, 2015, 2:57 p.m.

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Student 1: F=ma was difficult. Student 2: F=MA? F equals my a**!!!

#8136

1836

April 30, 2019, 10:03 p.m.

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//at the beginning of every functions class, a student reads a poem //leela misses joy's poem to do an errand for mr. kirk Leela: *walks in* Leela: Aw man! Joy, can you do the poem again? Joy: *sighs* Nothing gold can stay- Leela: *interrupts* Alright, I've got the gist

#376

68

May 31, 2009, 12:58 p.m.

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Mr. Heidler: We call them Mr. Fisters!

#438

68

June 11, 2009, 5:16 p.m.

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Teacher: Quizmaster over here got a five out of fourty on our last quiz. Student: Hey, at least you know I didn't cheat.

#501

68

July 23, 2009, 8:59 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

#505

68

Sept. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Wylie (types): SELECT * FROM YOUR_MOM Jacob: That would work if your mom were a table.

#559

68

Sept. 25, 2009, 9:27 a.m.

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Hammond: That's clever for about five seconds.

#768

68

Oct. 28, 2009, 7:58 a.m.

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//Mr. Pham asks a question about linear algebra - the class remains silent Mr. Pham: Oh-ho! I see you guys blinking the eyes!