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May 18, 2023, 2:57 p.m.

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//Kirk opens a spreadsheet with a whole column saying #NUM! Jamie: Num num num... delicious!

#11960

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June 8, 2023, 1:57 p.m.

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Colby: There is this movie called Macbeth: The Comedy. It is about a power-hungry lesbian couple and flamboyantly lesbian Weïrd Sisters. Anderson: I'm in. Can we stream that right now?

#12346

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Oct. 18, 2023, 1:26 p.m.

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Bannister: Oh shit, there is another one. //Proceeds to not react Student: Umm, what did you just say? Bannister: I said a bad word. Bannister: I do not normally curse that much. I just say "oh shit" sometimes. Wait, I just said it again. //Proceeds to go on long-winded explanation of his childhood and his mother swearing a lot.

#12461

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Nov. 6, 2023, 12:15 p.m.

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Glenn: What do you buy for a 77-year-old lady? Andy: A coffin.

#13066

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Feb. 15, 2024, 9:47 a.m.

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Dylan: Ms. Smolen, did you just assume that I was single? Dylan: Well you are absolutely right!

#13074

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Feb. 15, 2024, 11:08 a.m.

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Jason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)

#13080

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Feb. 15, 2024, 3:35 p.m.

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Stephen (trying to connect buzzers for quizbowl practice): These are male to male, not male to female! Alan: ??? Stephen: This is not a sex thing, this is an engineering thing, which is the opposite of sex

#3894

1117

Jan. 13, 2012, 4:51 p.m.

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//Heard heading to the buses. Student: But racism is so funny!

#3973

1117

Feb. 16, 2012, 12:16 p.m.

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Allen: I failed the SAT II. I got a 790. Now I won’t get into Harvard. Avikar: Not to burst your bubble, but you weren’t going to get into Harvard anyways.

#4063

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March 24, 2012, 12:05 a.m.

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//Moose is going on another communist tirade Moose: But I'm not actually a communist! I know there are flaws! And I know you guys know that too! So what are some flaws? Lowell: Well, if everybody was allowed to do what they wanted to do, then we'd have a bunch of athletes and musicians and dancers and artists, and nobody wants to work in a farm or a factory. So you have a bunch of people saying "I want to paint!" Well, that's great, but then where's the food? Can you paint me the food?