#12989

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Feb. 6, 2024, 2:09 p.m.

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Jorgensen: Now fold it so that it looks like a placard, like one you can use at your friends wedding Jorgensen: Maybe your own wedding in 20 years? Jorgensen: How old are you guys again? Like 15?

#13004

66

Feb. 8, 2024, 10:19 a.m.

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Jorgensen: Eggs are disgusting Jorgensen: like to clean up Jorgensen: Like my daughter, who's a junior here.tried to make scrambled eggs when she was 3 Jorgensen: We had to put a lock on the fridge because it was a problem...

#13006

66

Feb. 8, 2024, 10:57 a.m.

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//Zachary Robinson sticks a pin into a breadboard Zachary: it's a 1 pin LED!

#13015

66

Feb. 8, 2024, 4:08 p.m.

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Hinkle, to Michael: You're a senior, so you don't get to play Monopoly with us, so we won't get to see your violent ways within.

#13028

66

Feb. 10, 2024, 10:57 a.m.

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// Scioly Shriyan: Bro I need to now get on my knees and blow. O'Donovan: Can someone send me a video of that?

#13051

66

Feb. 13, 2024, 2:42 p.m.

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Grace: Mr. Rose, do I have permission to yell at people? Rose: Yell, probably no, but to encourage them to write more legibly, yes. Grace: darn it!

#13054

66

Feb. 13, 2024, 3:02 p.m.

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Glenn: I have a friend who is short and beautiful but also terrifying Glenn: She's like 4'10" but I would never cross her

#13055

66

Feb. 13, 2024, 3:05 p.m.

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Glenn: You can't say that these aren't beautiful. Stephen: I disagree! Glenn: Wrong! You're wrong! Glenn: I don't even know who I'm arguing with but you're wrong!

#13059

66

Feb. 14, 2024, 1:09 p.m.

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//Quantum physics Eva *reaching for sour patch*: "I need high." Eva, a few seconds later: "I should bite the head off first that's how you prevent pain." *starts laughing maniacally*

#13137

66

Feb. 28, 2024, 3:20 p.m.

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Cirincione: Old people are great, but there are two big problems with them. Cirincione: There keep being more of them and they keep not dying