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⚐ ReportMichael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!
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⚐ ReportRose: I’m starving Saanvi: do you want a kind bar Rose: NO! I’m saving it up for my lunch special! What part of that do you not understand!? //later Rose: i’m really hungry Rose: what kind of bar were you gonna give me? Rose: *takes bar from Saanvi*
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⚐ ReportTyler He: Can i go to the bathroom? Rose: can you be back in under 2 minutes Tyler: *looks at clock* no Rose: yeah because you don't go to the bathroom you play with your friends down the street. I think you’ve lost your bathroom privileges. You can go to the bathroom at some other time.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: The outbred mice group simulates humans a bit better, because we are not inbred. Delaney: I am not inbred, and I hope you guys are also not inbred.
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⚐ Report//chaotic diego anthology, january 12 *talking as he types up a hypothetical* "David [Katz] makes me angry with big words I don't understand, so I punch myself in the crotch." "I love it when I get to read free scientific articles." "If I can't get the whole article for free, I'll just read the abstract, and tell people I read the article -- but I'll read the whole article later, if I ever get the opportunity." "I remember when I was a kid and discovered that the electric fly-swatter doesn't actually hurt that much. I had so much fun with that." "Oh, the article starts with a quote from Paradise Lost. This is how you know it's a really good article." "[Katz's] laugh is like an electric shock from the fly-swatter." "I think [Losekamp would] look really good with a long wizard-beard."
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⚐ ReportOstrander: If I just read emails, I'd be able to get through them every day. Ostrander: However, I have to make fun of late students and my teachers.
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⚐ ReportHallisey: if you're done with your program, don't write viruses on the school computers. Hallisey: If you need to, do it on a virtual machine on your own computer, or do it on one of these computers.
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⚐ Report// Doing a simple proof in complex Schwartz: *opens Baby Rudin, hands book to River* Schwartz: Read the proof. River: The proof is trivial.
#12976
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⚐ Report// Apush pd. 8, we’re connecting the gilded age to previous units and Ms. Rathmell is struggling to hear a student Student: Like Plymouth? Rathmell: WHAT? Student: Plymouth Rathmell (quietly): I thought you said polygamy and I was like “why are you saying that?!”