#12227

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Oct. 2, 2023, 8:56 a.m.

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// Looking at Soviet jokes Jerry Song: These jokes are old-style jokes. They aren't funny to me. Jerry: But if you show me a video of bread falling over I'll laugh Andy: *pulls up video of bread falling over* Jerry: *Starts laughing hysterically before the bread even falls over*

#12274

66

Oct. 9, 2023, 10:44 a.m.

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//talking about 11889 Senior TA: did he say that seniors are predators!? Senior TA: well i mean... some seniors are certainly predators.

#12299

66

Oct. 12, 2023, 1:38 p.m.

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Delaney: the bacteria die screaming Delaney: you can hear them scream

#12306

66

Oct. 13, 2023, 10:26 a.m.

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Alex Liu: Hey, you want an internship with my uncle? Alex: It's at the bioweapons lab in Beichaoxian.

#12324

66

Oct. 17, 2023, 11:29 a.m.

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Reanna: Veena had a traumatized childhood, she was neglected by her goldfish. Reanna: so she turned to drugs And Kele sold them to her at $2.76 a pound, every day, so they became best friends. Veena: They call me Bill Clinton

#12343

66

Oct. 18, 2023, 1:11 p.m.

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Delaney: if you go to the gym to get swole…or whatever the kids call it…

#12361

66

Oct. 20, 2023, 10:21 a.m.

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//chaotic cole anthology, october 20 "over protective dad, sends his daughter to private school, no boys..." "not gonna lie, i'm gonna be that dad" "my daughters are going to be at blair" "so that won't happen to them" "i'ma see who they hang out with" "i'ma follow kids to their classes" "i'ma put a lock on them"

#12364

66

Oct. 20, 2023, 11:31 a.m.

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Will: Among Us. Jamie: PolitiFact says: '... I have to do some math now.'

#12374

66

Oct. 20, 2023, 7:16 p.m.

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Mr. Cole's Promethean Board: oooh! she's a very kinky girl.

#12382

66

Oct. 23, 2023, 11:47 a.m.

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Veena: the school is an ovary