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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose is solving an equation in geometry class Rose, sing-songy: Algebra 1, life is fun! Stephen: That’s a good song Mr. Rose Rose: That is a good song //Rose continues solving Olivia: You know, since— Rose: No, I knew you were going to say something! //continues solving Rose: Wait, what were you going to say? Olivia: Since it’s linear, you know it has a unique solution, so you can stop there. Rose: No, I don’t want to prove a solution exists, I want to actually solve it. Not because we’re going to use it or anything, but because… wait why am I doing this?
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⚐ ReportCharles: If you want to be a teacher, you have to be insane. Charles: None of us here are normal.
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⚐ ReportRandom Freshman: So my mom is a yoga teacher… Another Random Freshman: I thought she was a Quaker.
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⚐ Report// Looking at the painted ceiling tiles in forensics Jerry Song: Oh wow that one looks really good. Jerry: And the skulls one. Jerry: And the femboy hydrogen.
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⚐ Report// Looking at Soviet jokes Jerry Song: These jokes are old-style jokes. They aren't funny to me. Jerry: But if you show me a video of bread falling over I'll laugh Andy: *pulls up video of bread falling over* Jerry: *Starts laughing hysterically before the bread even falls over*
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⚐ Report//talking about 11889 Senior TA: did he say that seniors are predators!? Senior TA: well i mean... some seniors are certainly predators.
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⚐ ReportAlex Liu: Hey, you want an internship with my uncle? Alex: It's at the bioweapons lab in Beichaoxian.
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⚐ ReportReanna: Veena had a traumatized childhood, she was neglected by her goldfish. Reanna: so she turned to drugs And Kele sold them to her at $2.76 a pound, every day, so they became best friends. Veena: They call me Bill Clinton