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Sept. 14, 2023, 4:38 p.m.

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Jacobs: David and Josh, your answers to question 4 are suspiciously similar. You both had this parenthetical at the end. Jacobs: Josh wrote "or pipe it to a NOT gate, but where's the fun in that?", and you wrote "or electronically negate it, but that would be boring". Katz: We think very similarly. Jacobs: If you weren't across the room from each other, I'd suspect copying.

#12145

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Sept. 18, 2023, 10:24 a.m.

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Woodward: even if Emily gets the common cold from Nahom, Emily: *fake sneezes* Woodward: that doesn't mean that the common cold is zoonotic even though [Emily and Nahom are] both animals.

#12148

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Sept. 18, 2023, 4:17 p.m.

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Hart: I always reserve orange for my electron-moving colour. Hart: Why? It's my favourite colour. //later Hart: There's not enough people who like orange.

#12156

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Sept. 19, 2023, 1:20 p.m.

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Stelzner: well I mean, if you find a body on the side on the road and decide to eat it I don't think you're committing a crime.

#12190

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Sept. 22, 2023, 8 a.m.

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// Stein taking attendance Stein: Evan Wang, the issue wasn't that you sat in the wrong seat. I marked the wrong Wang. Stein: Anne Wang, here. Evan Wang, here. Michael Wang, here. Steven Wang, here. (Evan, Michael, and Steven sit next to each other) Stein: See, this is the problem! // Later Stein: Sophie H. and Sophie Y. are both absent. Now I'm suspicious. Stein: For all I know they could be running around Downtown Silver Spring at Burgerfi.

#12191

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Sept. 22, 2023, 8:58 a.m.

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// Immunology Delaney: So if I get an isograft, it's from my incredibly attractive twin brother.

#12194

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Sept. 22, 2023, 11:05 a.m.

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//Mr. Rose is solving an equation in geometry class Rose, sing-songy: Algebra 1, life is fun! Stephen: That’s a good song Mr. Rose Rose: That is a good song //Rose continues solving Olivia: You know, since— Rose: No, I knew you were going to say something! //continues solving Rose: Wait, what were you going to say? Olivia: Since it’s linear, you know it has a unique solution, so you can stop there. Rose: No, I don’t want to prove a solution exists, I want to actually solve it. Not because we’re going to use it or anything, but because… wait why am I doing this?

#12195

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Sept. 22, 2023, 12:26 p.m.

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Charles: If you want to be a teacher, you have to be insane. Charles: None of us here are normal.

#12215

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Sept. 28, 2023, 10:56 a.m.

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Random Freshman: So my mom is a yoga teacher… Another Random Freshman: I thought she was a Quaker.

#12224

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Sept. 29, 2023, 2:38 p.m.

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// Looking at the painted ceiling tiles in forensics Jerry Song: Oh wow that one looks really good. Jerry: And the skulls one. Jerry: And the femboy hydrogen.