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Oct. 3, 2023, 12:17 p.m.

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// Talking about PSAT day Otto: That's a really odd day. Glenn: But it's an even day, haha! Glenn: I'm funny, dammit! // Later Glenn: You guys look like you're a week away from being violently sick. Glenn: I have to tell you guys to come.

#12248

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Oct. 4, 2023, 2:39 p.m.

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Seat: I don’t like when teachers say “we will be taking a test” because *I’m* not taking the test, you are!

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Oct. 5, 2023, 12:34 p.m.

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//chaotic glenn anthology, october 5 "So if you want to remember rhodophyta, I have a story about a cat I had named Rhodie, spelled like Rhode Island" "So one day I saw two pitbulls near my car, so that meant my cat was under. I grabbed a broom and chased them off" "Rhodie was fine, but the owner showed me a picture of the dog and on one hand its face was horribly mangled, completely shredded, but part of me was like 'go, Rhodie!' " "The owner of the pitbulls was like 'oh, next time you see them on your property you can shoot them' and I just didn't know how to react to that" "I have many stories from the South. One time I drove into a driveway and the owner of that house came out charging with a shotgun over his head yelling 'get off of my property!'" "So anyways, where were we? Oh right! Rhodie drew blood, rhodophyta are red!"

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Oct. 18, 2023, 8:52 a.m.

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// Talking about picture day Jacobs: Who's dripping today?

#12342

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Oct. 18, 2023, 11:44 a.m.

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Hart: How many search windows do you have on your phone? Hart: I have 170.

#12345

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Oct. 18, 2023, 1:22 p.m.

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Delaney: you can’t make insulin and copy your entire genome at the same time Delaney: that’s the myth of multitasking

#12471

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Nov. 6, 2023, 4:05 p.m.

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//Jacobs going over a recent quiz Dagmawi: Can I lower the blinds? Jacobs: Yes //Dagmawi struggles to lower the blinds Jacobs, later, going to the blinds himself: I didn't realise that was a question about whether you are physically capable of lowering the blinds. Jacobs: I guess that was a pop quiz, with an extra question, and I failed it.

#12474

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Nov. 7, 2023, 12:30 p.m.

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// Continuation of Glenn's story in the previous quote "One was when Sam was 3, I was doing laundry, and I pulled it out his shorts and what was in them was best described as little strips of bacon." "Then I realized, 'oh my god, these are Earthworms I am pulling out of my dryer'." "Turns out my boy was just collecting earthworms and putting them in his pocket." "It wasn't long until Alice also started putting earthworms in her pocket."

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Nov. 10, 2023, 1:12 p.m.

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//chaotic veena anthology, november 10 "German music is.. a thing?" "I thought they listened to music in other countries" "It's like how Belgians speak french" "Imagine being German and making music in German"

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Nov. 10, 2023, 4:59 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, november 10 "Let's say you're buying a house and you have a 40 page contract" "like page one, page two, the first few pages are ok" "then you get to page 4 and you start seeing dot dot dot" "and you flip through and see a picture of a chicken" "and you get to page 40 and it says 'sign here'" "if you sign it you'll probably be fine"