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Sept. 22, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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Stein: What happened to the one of the phone bins? Stein: I blame Mr. Rose. Stein: Mr. Rose says they get in the way of the math.

#12201

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Sept. 26, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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// Glenn taking about her son, who is out sick Glenn: So he was so bored that he asked me if I could do the chores. Glenn: I'm out here working, so I don't care. Glenn: Then he says "but you said I should be resting". Glenn(pulls out phone to text her son): Stop. Being. On. Your. Phone. // Later Glenn: "I can't sleep, I'll die of boredom. Please let me do something." Glenn: He is trying to outstubborn me. Little does he know where that stubbornness came from. Glenn: What comes after bargaining again?

#12203

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Sept. 26, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that seafood has to be eaten as soon as it is killed? Jerry(In Gordon Ramsay voice): Or else it tastes fookin' disgusting!

#12205

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Sept. 26, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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Rose: Laziness is a great intellectual motivation.

#12209

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Sept. 27, 2023, 8:51 a.m.

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Stein: Montgomery county has 3 billion. Jerry Song: People? Jerry: Ohhhhhhhhh, you meant dollars!

#12214

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Sept. 28, 2023, 10:54 a.m.

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Diego: How much nose cartilage would you have to damage to pull someone's brain out? Diego: I'm asking for no particular reason.

#12218

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Sept. 29, 2023, 7:53 a.m.

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Stein: You know how when you make smores, the graham cracker always breaks? Stein: What if when you make the smore, instead of using the graham cracker, you use the chocolate so the sandwich doesn't break?

#12238

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Oct. 3, 2023, 12:17 p.m.

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// Talking about PSAT day Otto: That's a really odd day. Glenn: But it's an even day, haha! Glenn: I'm funny, dammit! // Later Glenn: You guys look like you're a week away from being violently sick. Glenn: I have to tell you guys to come.

#12248

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Oct. 4, 2023, 2:39 p.m.

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Seat: I don’t like when teachers say “we will be taking a test” because *I’m* not taking the test, you are!

#12260

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Oct. 5, 2023, 12:34 p.m.

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//chaotic glenn anthology, october 5 "So if you want to remember rhodophyta, I have a story about a cat I had named Rhodie, spelled like Rhode Island" "So one day I saw two pitbulls near my car, so that meant my cat was under. I grabbed a broom and chased them off" "Rhodie was fine, but the owner showed me a picture of the dog and on one hand its face was horribly mangled, completely shredded, but part of me was like 'go, Rhodie!' " "The owner of the pitbulls was like 'oh, next time you see them on your property you can shoot them' and I just didn't know how to react to that" "I have many stories from the South. One time I drove into a driveway and the owner of that house came out charging with a shotgun over his head yelling 'get off of my property!'" "So anyways, where were we? Oh right! Rhodie drew blood, rhodophyta are red!"