#13546

88

Feb. 7, 2025, 1:36 p.m.

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“Sometimes bullying is good” - Mr. Rose

#13690

88

Dec. 4, 2025, 3:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: Just like in Monty Python when they throw a hand grenade at the big rabbit to turn it into itty bitty bits Andrew Zhao: Just like Nahom Schwartz: What? Nahom is not a rabbit? Andrew: Yes he is. I asked his sister.

#13732

88

March 4, 2026, 4:51 p.m.

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// Schafer is taking apart a capacitor in Math Phys Schafer: So in the capacitor it's like a sandwich Eric: Did someone say sandwich? I'm hungry. Schafer: Hi hungry, I'm Mr. Schafer Schafer: Walked right into that one.

#13749

88

April 23, 2026, 9:08 a.m.

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"this is like trying to kill a mosquito with a bazooka" - dr castro

#13753

88

April 29, 2026, 1:55 p.m.

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Sahu: We don't live in a magical fairytale world where there are infinite resources. I can't like, pee into the ocean and still have an infinite supply of clean drinking water. Or like, I can't go into the store and say 1 fossil fuel please, and set my fossil fuel car on fire...

#579

911

Oct. 1, 2009, 8:55 a.m.

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//Jordan, who sits right next to Mr. Pham's desk, is coughing incessantly Mr. Pham: You know me. If I get sick, I kill you.

#799

911

Nov. 4, 2009, 8:25 a.m.

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Ravilious: You are cordially invited to do the work I have assigned.

#848

911

Nov. 13, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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//Jordan was talking about David Tao's status about 24. Jordan: Wait, Tao looks like a badass. Is he actually a badass? No, he's a tiny ass. He just talks the talk, he doesn't walk the walk.

#1121

911

Dec. 10, 2009, 5:44 p.m.

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Mr. Street: Listen, listen, stop bragging. Everyone has the same potential-- well, everyone except Matthew.

#1259

911

Jan. 5, 2010, 9:35 a.m.

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Shirley: Gibi and I hold each other in high esteem. Hammond: I saw you two punching each other. Shirley: What? Hammond: You know... *flails his hand* Shirley: That was the sysop handshake! We came up with it last year. Hammond: That's a quote, if I ever heard one. "You can tell we like each other because we punch each other."