#13199

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March 14, 2024, 3:25 p.m.

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Rose: You know how bugs eat your sandwich Rose: They break it up Rose: With VOMIT Rose: They land on your sandwich and go BLURFDSFDSFPIOEHFJNSOAEU Rose: And then the bug acids break down the sandwich into a puddle of protein Rose: AND THEY SUCK IT UP WITH THEIR BUG PARTS Rose: we're gonna vomit all over this function and break it all up Rose: *GAGGING NOISES* //later Rose: Call your bug friends, says Eric and others...

#13200

88

March 14, 2024, 5:36 p.m.

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// Pd. 9 Neuro Armand (To Diego): Your parents are cousins! Diego: Well your dad is also your uncle Ms. Woodward: This is a science class so if you are going to joke like that, you better be able to explain your joke Diego: What I was trying to say was that Armand's parents are siblings // Ms. Woodward thinks about it Ms. Woodward: Yeah I suppose that works

#13215

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March 19, 2024, 1:07 p.m.

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William Roe: Don't [file a bullying or harassment reporting form] William Roe: Or else I will make up something you said and put it on blairbash

#13230

88

March 21, 2024, 3:17 p.m.

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Annika: My brother's pretty smart Annika: He helps me with my math homework Schwartz: Oh that's pretty cool... wait NO!

#13258

88

April 4, 2024, 9:51 a.m.

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Glenn: Bring an insulated cup thing, like a thermos, or a Stanley, which is a thing now. Glenn: NOT STANLEY HSU! Glenn: and I can't say Stanely Cup because that's confusing for hockey reasons Glenn: There are too many Stanleys in the world

#13277

88

April 9, 2024, 9:36 a.m.

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Jeffery Ji: It says we can't bring a boombox so can we bring a boombox? Jorgensen: not if your apartment thing is near mine Jorgensen: cuz I sleep.

#13289

88

April 12, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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Ostrander: There are a lot of things worse than a bag of bugs. Ostrander: A bag of feet. A bag of human feet. Sophie Y: But there are also a lot of things better than a bag of bugs! Ostrander: Sure, a bag of candy. Ostrander: Unless it's a bag of candy from a pedophile.

#13395

88

June 6, 2024, 8:11 a.m.

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Ostrander: "Is she going to sabotage the others [participating in the competition]?" Student: "...How would you do that?" //Others started saying ideas. Ostrander: "I see you have grown up in a nice household." Ostrander: "See, all these others have ideas." //We diverged into a conversation about whether or not sabotage was ethical, which turned into one about whether or not sabotage *in war* was ethical. //On the topic of being "ethical" vs. being "justified", Ostrander is setting up a scenario. Ostrander: "Suppose you were at war, and the universe deemed that your side was in the right and the other side was in the wrong." Ostrander: "Like, suppose they committed many atrocities." Ostrander: "Like, making their children root for the Mets."

#13470

88

Sept. 26, 2024, 4:28 p.m.

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Hex: There is another James Greenleaf who lives in woodmoor that isn't you James Greenleaf: I can shoot him!

#13525

88

Dec. 20, 2024, 8:04 a.m.

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Horne: Ziplines work on gravity Horne: and I'm a bit more chunkier than I'd like to be Horne: I learned something in physics Horne: I suck at physics and I know this Annika: They're going to flat it out Horne: I'M GOING TO FLAT LINE? Horne: THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO AVOID Horne: FLATLINING OR AT LEAST BECOMING FLAT