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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Dessa's birthday is on the same date as my brother's. So every year, I call my brother, and I say: Schwartz: "Justin, it's a very special day today. It's Dessa's birthday!" Schwartz: He has a friend with the same birthday as me, so every year, on my birthday, he calls me, and says: Schwartz: "Jeremy, it's a very special day today. It's [friend's name]'s birthday!"
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⚐ Report//about the assertion, regarding open lunch proposals, that students would leave campus either way Anderson: Now, as I watch, on a ten-degree day, students sprinting across to McDonald's, I am forced to conclude that this is true.
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⚐ Report// Discussing interview dress code Bosse: Wear closed toed shoes, nobody wants to see your tootsies. Evan Wang: But that's my bargaining chip.
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⚐ ReportNikhita: *walks in to music theory* I'm single and ready to mingle like a pringle. Nikhita: I hate this holiday. I'm just trying to be festive.
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⚐ ReportStein: The weekend is coming, so I'm going to go clubbin', because I always go clubbin' on saturday. Stein: But this time is a very special clubbin', because I'm going to take students with me. Stein: Of course, you all want to go, obviously. Stein, after randomly sampling students: Now, you seven people -- and a panda -- you will go clubbing with me. Stein: Make sure to come at 1:30 AM on Saturday, because that's when the party gets started. Dress up, because it's a party. Stein, later: I don't want to have a lot of people who are really bad dancers, because that'd be embarrassing.
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⚐ ReportRose: An infinite number of people can fit on a beanbag chair. That's just a beanbag fact.