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#11305

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Dec. 9, 2022, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: Pick a number between 0 and 2. Student: 3!

#11340

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Dec. 20, 2022, 12:26 p.m.

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O'Donovan: The architect of the room made sure that whoever taught in this room got plenty of exercise. // Later, talking about the fume hood O'Donovan: If you open it up from both sides, it will jam. O'Donovan: And to fix it, people have to take the fume hood out of the walls. Even the Soviets didn't do stupid things like that. And they're famous for doing stupid things.

#11361

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Jan. 3, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Burnell: It's very frustrating, losing to someone I should be beating. Burnell: Or shouldn't be beating.

burnell talking about being beat by his kid in scrabble

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#11421

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Jan. 13, 2023, 3:59 p.m.

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Bramble, seeing raised hand: Yes? Student: I was going to ask how old your kid is. Bramble: But you're not going to ask now?

#11423

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Jan. 17, 2023, 9:19 a.m.

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Victor: Nathan you drive? Nathan Gehl: Yeah… Victor: Well you should crash!

#11431

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Jan. 17, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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// Half the class is asleep during FOT Kaluta: Back when I was younger, I would take a sharpie and draw an X on someone's forehead while they were sleeping.

#11439

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Jan. 18, 2023, 5:27 p.m.

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//after Schwartz tells about incidents relating to leaving campus at lunch River: So they notice that students go shoplifting when they leave campus during lunch, but what's stopping me from shoplifting out of school hours? Schwartz: You might want to rephrase that and talk about "a student" shoplifting ...

#11441

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Jan. 19, 2023, 9:22 a.m.

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Karen: What? I was supposed to be Jeremy Lin’s wife.

#11450

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Jan. 20, 2023, 2:35 p.m.

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Hart(to Caleb): If Bosse asks where you went, tell her you were loitering around at Blair Boulevard.

#11455

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Jan. 23, 2023, 2:08 p.m.

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Rose: Blame it on my broken rib, sorry!

he fell down at a kid's playground, and apparently his rib is broken

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