#5246

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Nov. 10, 2014, 1:24 p.m.

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Garret: Where's my worksheet? Elia: Oh, I turned it in for you. And wrote your name on it for you. Norton (immediately): Who is Gurt Kern?

#5298

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Dec. 9, 2014, 10:43 a.m.

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//Student enters late into Comp Religion and hands Whitacre a pass Whitacre: Why are you late? Student: I was sleeping... Whitacre: Then why did you wake up?? You should've just kept on sleeping. It's your body's way of telling you something. It's like, I tried today, I couldn't do it...I'll try again in 24 hours!

#5324

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Dec. 17, 2014, 10:05 a.m.

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//After finishing movie about British archeologist running away from French police in Comp Religion Ben Hollad: I wish the French guy won! Whitacre: Don't ever say that in here! Never use the word "French" and any derivation of the word "win" in the same sentence. They just don't go together...like 2 magnets with the same pole. Bzzzt bzzzt, no it just doesn't work.

#5364

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Jan. 23, 2015, 8:42 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, talking about when the limit does not exist Rose: So even though "DNE" is the formal answer, you should put infinity or negative infinity, because it gives more information. It's like when you know that you left your sandwich in the glove compartment, but you tell someone that you left in on the glove compartment or the trunk. It's just not helpful.

#5414

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March 12, 2015, 10:57 p.m.

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//PARCC assessment season //The late bell rings for Pd. 5, and Sra. Cuadrado struts into the room, smiling almost deliriously Sra. Cuadrado: "Why HELLO my dear period 5, we meet again! It's been so LONG since I've seen you!" Various students: "...Sí, Sra. Cuadrado" Sra. Cuadrado: (laughs) "Ok, enough of that. I've been seeing you far too much recently."

#5421

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March 17, 2015, 11:29 p.m.

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//Calling roll for Chemistry at the beginning of the semester. Pham: Benjamin? Ben N.: I prefer to be called Ben. //Later Pham: Benjamin? Ben M: I also prefer to be called Ben. Pham: No! You Benjamin, he Ben.

#5444

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April 1, 2015, 4:54 p.m.

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//Alex Melinchok is holding a Chick-fil-A milkshake in Pd. 7 Quantum, and Schafer noticed Melinchok: "It's pretty good! It isn't as good as the one from Potbelly though. 'Cause Chick-fil-A doesn't really like gay people, that's probably why it doesn't taste as good. You get what I mean, Mr. Schafer?" (Schafer stares at Melinchok for a while, and then looks down at a textbook) Schafer: "...Chapter 27 question number 17, In Rutherford's planetary model of the atom..."

#5531

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Sept. 9, 2015, 9:55 p.m.

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//Magnet Precalc Period 8, Talking about factoring methods Giles: Doing slide and divide is like trying to eat a rock. It's not food!

#5534

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Sept. 15, 2015, 6:42 p.m.

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// Taking role; Street has not learned anyone's names yet Aerin: Yeah my name is spelled "A-E-R-I-N" Street: Oh really? That was my first wife's name. My ex ...

#5535

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Sept. 15, 2015, 8:02 p.m.

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//Right after a mini-quiz in Precalc Mr.Giles : If any of you got the same answers as the person next to you, you... are not going to get a good grade. //The entire classroom sighs in relief