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June 6, 2013, 8:32 p.m.

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//Stein, Schafer, Ostrander, Hammond are sitting at a few desks in solving puzzles in a room full of Magnet students. Rose is also in the room. Stein: Does anyone in here know math? Anyone? //Students look confused, look around, shrug their shoulders Students, unanimously: Uh, no, no one.

#4614

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Oct. 11, 2013, 11:17 a.m.

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Swaney: So Sinn Fein is the legitimate political wing of the Irish Republican Army, which is a terrorist organization. Siri (from Swaney's pocket): I'm not sure I understand. Swaney: Well, see, Siri, it's complicated with Northern Ireland...

#4687

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Dec. 12, 2013, 10:14 a.m.

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Mr. Street: If you don't bundle up the cords correctly before putting the hot glue guns away, there are cords everywhere and it looks like a snake orgy. //Class laughs Sherry: Question: what's that? Mr Street: You'll have to look that up yourself.

#4827

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April 3, 2014, 9:52 p.m.

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//Schwartz is musing on why one says "good luck" to athletes but "break a leg" to actors Sahil: Sports people aren't smart enough to understand sarcasm. Amy Yan: WHAT? WHAT?

#4878

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April 21, 2014, 4:17 p.m.

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//During 9th period Discrete, Rose is listing what will be on a test later that week Harrison: Have you even made this test yet? //Rose stares at him and makes a sassy head motion Rose: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard! No one does anything until the night before!

#4913

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May 6, 2014, 10:33 p.m.

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Hammond: Seriously, guys, you need to buy shirts. Less than half of the people who said they would buy shirts bought shirts Student: If you don't sell enough will the prizes be small? Hammond: No. They'll still be huge. We'll just buy huge stacks of newspapers.

#4929

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May 10, 2014, 7:02 p.m.

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//Block B Chemistry Pham: We go over test, take a test, do ice cream lab. //Pham calls Street in to lecture the class //After Street leaves Pham: We don't have enough time, we just do ice cream lab.

#5184

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Sept. 15, 2014, 10:50 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: If I were a bee I would sting Vishnu.

#5213

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Oct. 8, 2014, 6:43 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: So what do you do when it doesn't factor? //silence Mr. Rose: You cry. And then you do the quadratic formula.

#5223

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Oct. 16, 2014, 10:14 a.m.

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// Flower dissection lab Norton: Who's allergic to flowers? Student: Um, I am. Norton: You should snort this pollen.