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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Schafer: $25. It's expensive! Mario: Twenty-five dolla' make you holla'! Schafer: I could've done without that. Shirley: We couldn't have!

#1145

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Dec. 12, 2009, 10:19 a.m.

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Schaefer: I'm sure you know that I hate school. Mario: Great career choice.

#1159

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Dec. 14, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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Mikayla: My leg hurts. Reuben: Chez moi! Jack: Why? Reuben: That means 'oh my', doesn't it? Jack: No. Reuben: What does it mean? Jack: It means 'at my house'. Reuben: THAT'S BEEN MY CATCH PHRASE FOR THREE YEARS!! Jack: Well, you've been inviting a lot of people to your house. Reuben: So that's why she walked away...

#1227

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Dec. 19, 2009, 7:20 p.m.

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// Ms. Simel is talking about how she was grading papers and had to run out to get something (chocolate?) I wasn't really paying attention Student: They have some on the 4th floor, you should've gone there Simel: REALLY? where on the fourth floor?! //class laughs Simel: Oh. (laughs) this better not go on blairbash.

#1238

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Dec. 20, 2009, 11:16 p.m.

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Students: It's Dr. Simel's birthday today! Mr. Freeman: Well I guess that debunks my theory that she was not born but hatched.

#1245

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Dec. 22, 2009, 10 p.m.

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//Preparing to watch a film on Ghengis Khan Mogge: "Pay attention to the Khan. I, on the other hand, will be watching out for Ghengis Khan's mother...I have a thing for her."

#1316

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Jan. 13, 2010, 5:35 p.m.

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//a discussion that started with chapter 2 of the AP World book has digressed to the origins of the words 'epigraphy' and 'cretin', and further digressed to planet names Ravilious: I believe that a majority of the planets were named after Roman deities. Alex: I think Uranus is Greek. *uncontrolled laughter ensues* Ravilious: ...we're moving on now.

#1352

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:21 p.m.

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Moose (reading from the Bible): ...it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. Student: Is it hard for a camel to go through the eye of a needle?

#1375

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:08 a.m.

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Whitacre: In most countries, male homosexuality isn't allowed, but female homosexuality is. Girl on g-- I'll watch that. But Bob and John? Ewww!

#1379

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Jan. 20, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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//A student takes out his camera, intending on taking a picture. The flash was on, accidentally, and the whole class notices. Loomis: Oh, there must be lightning outside!