#11425

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Jan. 17, 2023, 10:30 a.m.

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// Talking about cellphys Jerry Song: Nobody Blairbashes in that class. Jerry: There is an impostor among us!

#11448

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Jan. 20, 2023, 12:12 p.m.

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O'Donovan: I don't know if my day Is getting better. O'Donovan: I'm going to get arrested today because I'm committing homicide. O'Donovan: I'm gonna kill Prange!

#11453

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Jan. 23, 2023, 10:42 a.m.

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// French Pd. 3, we're writing skits about family Kanza: Why is everyone's story so weird? Over there, we have a boy married to his grandmother, and here we have someone in love with their cousin! I'm a French teacher, not a relationship coach! Student: You also have a man cheating on his boyfriend with his boyfriend's sister, who's also his sister-in-law, who's also his sister's best friend. Kanza: I give up.

#11499

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Feb. 2, 2023, 3:37 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, february 2 "If you [Erik Sofiaj, pronounced /so'fi.ə/ and not /so'fi.ədʒ/] were a DJ, you could call yourself Mysterious J." "Do you know why this unit is called Unit 1? You might think it's because it's the first unit, but that's just a coincidence." "I suppose it would've taken a lot of work, but you could make a graph with pictures of people with hepatitis and without hepatitis." "You can't tattoo yourself. ... No, that's not a challenge. Don't try that." "I have, I think, like, 3 children. I'll call one of them, for the purpose of this story, Michael. ... His name is Michael." "Do you know this word? 'Outlier'? I usually just call them 'freaks'."

#11531

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Feb. 8, 2023, 2:36 p.m.

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Delaney: We’re not bringing kink into my cell bio lesson! //later Delaney: After crossing over. If you’re into that.

#11532

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Feb. 8, 2023, 2:41 p.m.

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Kaluta: everyone knows that electrons are red

#11569

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Feb. 14, 2023, 2:44 p.m.

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//measuring resistance of a lightbulb Kaluta: [to Tiancheng] you’re going to hold it Tiancheng: I’m going to hold it? Kaluta: Well *I’m* not going to hold it, it’s gonna get hot!

#11588

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Feb. 17, 2023, 12:20 p.m.

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Eric: As a socialist, I want to chat with other people.

#11589

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Feb. 17, 2023, 1:03 p.m.

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Rose: I am not a genius. And I am doing great.

#11598

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Feb. 22, 2023, 6:32 p.m.

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Bosse: Make the font big enough that I don't need to use a microscope to read it. Alma: So, 14 points? 16? 20? Bosse: I'm old, but I'm not *that* old. Sudhish: Yet //later Bosse, digging thru drawer: Actually, I have -- not a microscope -- a magnifying glass -- which a student gave me once, when I told them I couldn't read their paper.