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March 6, 2011, 3:19 p.m.

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//while working on a competition problem involving the Colorado River Lev: Wait, can we call the Hoover Dam? //later, when still unable to reconcile theoretical power output with actual power output (he calculated 120% efficiency) Lev: I think it's because the dam isn't running at full efficiency all day. Like, it doesn't run 24/7. At night and stuff, they turn it down-- Shirley: But that would make your calculations worse! Lev: No, it would make the left side bigger...oh wait, it would. Shirley: 200% efficiency! Lev: Maybe it operates more than 24/7.

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March 17, 2011, 8:39 a.m.

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Brian: We're waiting for parts. Andrew RS: Well, did you order them? Brian: Umm, no.

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March 24, 2011, 6:57 p.m.

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Mogge: There was child labor during the Industrial Revolution. You guys will also experience child labor. Get it? Class: (nervous laughter) Mogge: Hopefully you all know when you're pregnant so you don't end up on the Maury Show saying, "Ahhh, I didn't know I was pregnant."

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March 30, 2011, 8:58 p.m.

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//Mogge reading from Tokugawa's governing laws and giving college advice Mogge: (jokingly) This passage is kinda like what my sister told me when I left for college: "Drinking parties and wanton revelry should be avoided; sexual indulgence and habitual gambling lead to the downfall of a college career [changed from 'state']." And then she said, "keep that thing in your pants." That was embarrassing.

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April 2, 2011, 2:09 p.m.

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//talking about Alan Shepard and moon landing in US History Angelina: Isn't the moon and space the same thing?

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April 12, 2011, 8:06 p.m.

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Stein: Don't stand in the middle of the road. The only things in the middle of the road are yellow lines and dead armadilla [sic].

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April 27, 2011, 12:38 a.m.

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Janvi (to Kaluta): I like your beard. Class: (agrees to extent) Kaluta: Thanks! I like yours too! Class: (jaws drop. eyes go wide. Ohhhs are uttered)

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April 30, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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//On how to do well on the Lang AP. Anderson: Remember, yes you have a harpoon, and its name is Toulmin terminology... you have to take your harpoon and stab it into [the essay's] whale heart. Its giant, blubbery, whale heart.

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May 2, 2011, 12:29 p.m.

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Billings: Why do all these AP books have quotes? Myles: Confucius say "Little grasshopper extends insect class"

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May 4, 2011, 10:05 p.m.

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//after 15 minutes of looking into the Thor movie the class will see in 2 days Whitacre (quietly): I need to figure out something to do for the rest of class... //leaves room Will: He actually ran out of things to do? That's amazing! //whitacre returns with a dvd Whitacre: So now we'll look into alternative views of old ideas. *puts on Monty Python and the Holy Grail*