#2842

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Jan. 25, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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//Quickly doing the MoCo lab safety quiz (out loud) Student: You have cut yourself - Schafer: Now why did you do that?  Please, don't cut yourself in this class!  I don't care if you're emo, I just don't want there to be blood! //and later Student: Someone you know is on fire - Schafer: And that too!  Don't do that either!  You should have no reason to set yourself on fire!

#2862

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Feb. 2, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: You bored in my class? Go to back of room, kiss the computer!

#2864

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Feb. 2, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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//Schafer finishes demonstrating a Van de Graff Generator Schafer: Can you get the lights please? //Hammond turns on the lights Schafer: So now we're going to quickly rush through - //Power surge occurs Schafer: Well that about ruins my plans for today. Hammond: But I can safely say it wasn't me.

#2878

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Feb. 7, 2011, 6:41 a.m.

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Student: Mr. Rose, what is the slowest airline to travel on? Rose: Um... walking. Student: But that's not an airline. Rose: Yes it is. Student: No it's not. Rose (angrily): Shoot, then I got cheated really badly didn't I?

#2922

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Feb. 11, 2011, 11:02 a.m.

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Pham: No English teacher is ever tell you to bring white-out in school! This only for cheating! Especially Asian people is cheating!

#2956

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Feb. 19, 2011, 8:41 p.m.

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//Out of context Bosse: Yeah, me and Mr. Pham, we don't do a lot of hand-holding. //class laughs really loudly Bosse: I meant, we don't... not each other, just, students...

#2979

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:42 a.m.

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Student: [Ammonia] is common on other planets. Pham: We no care about other planets, unless you planning move there.

#2990

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Feb. 24, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

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//To Ashu Pham: You know what you supposed to be doing? Ashu: Yes, I'm just trying to find out what I did wrong. Pham: You always do everything wrong.

#3000

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Feb. 25, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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Pulkit: So do the cancer cells just reproduce or do they mutate the cells around them? Balla: They just reproduce. Myles: It would be kind of interesting if they could mutate the cells around them. Thomas: All the cool kids are turning into cancer cells.

#3008

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Feb. 28, 2011, 4:15 p.m.

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JHyun: We can ignore it. It's nothing Thomas: And by nothing, you mean 600 pounds. JHyun:...Shut up.