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May 24, 2009, 8:40 p.m.

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"If you guys get stopped by the accredidation of high schools team on Tuesday, you say, 'I don't know the Blair Mission Statement, but I did learn about the sum and product of roots last week'. Look them straight in the eye, don't let them interrupt, and don't let them walk away." -- Mr. Rose

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May 31, 2009, 3:21 p.m.

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Grossman: I actually have a business in which I grow vegetables organically and sell them at reasonable prices. Amir: Are you sure you sell vegetables? Or some other popular green substance that I'm not going to name.

#389

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June 1, 2009, 7:50 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: "You with me so far?"

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June 2, 2009, 9:26 p.m.

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Schafer: Anybody seen Mr. Boettcher? Big bald guy with a funny beard? [Boettcher steps out of the back room.] Boettcher: I'm right here, Schafer.

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June 4, 2009, 7:02 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: So say your friend walks up to you at lunch. He says, "Hey, what was on the math test?" This is where you say "No thanks, I'm full," then walk away.

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June 21, 2009, 12:34 a.m.

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Ms. Duval: How do bacteria reproduce? By breaking up! Ba dum ch... yeah, I make bad jokes.

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:50 p.m.

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//Jacob takes a cough drop out of his pocket Swaney: I hope you have enough for everybody //Jacob takes a bag of cough drops out of his pocket Jacob: Okay, who wants a cough drop? //seven hands go up in the air

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Oct. 13, 2009, 11:03 a.m.

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Schafer: We're going to do something that bothers me a little. Shirley: Integrals? Schafer: No, those bother me a lot.

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Oct. 14, 2009, 5:33 p.m.

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//Jacob walks up to a table at the college fair Jacob: *reading out loud* Black College Expo... *walks away* Expo rep: Come over here! Yo' black! And money is green! *hands Jacob a flier*

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:37 p.m.

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//discussing non-inertial reference frames as viewed by two observers Schafer: I'm sorry. This is hard to imagine. Some of you might actually have two friends! Oh, did I say that out loud? Andie: Nils only has one friend on Facebook. Schafer: Nils, is that true? Nils: *nods*