#8147

1824

May 3, 2019, 9:42 a.m.

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Vincent: The grind never starts.

#8271

1824

Sept. 6, 2019, 10:55 a.m.

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Cirincione: If you're a closet Comic Sans fan, it's okay.

#8334

1824

Oct. 9, 2019, 6 p.m.

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//9th period Schwartz, talking about the Arts festival thing on Thursday Schwartz: There are three things in life that are inevitable: death, taxes, and 9th period.

#7958

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Feb. 23, 2019, 11:56 p.m.

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//Period 8 sports statistics //Talking about why the Nationals suck Stein: It's their fanbase. Imagine you're in a religion that you've been very devout to for a very long time. And you work hard to be very devout and push through all the parts you don't like. Then all these new people come in and join the religion just because they think it's cool. Those are what Nats fans are like Reynald: Like a religion... You mean like a religion that starts with "p" and ends in "rotestant?" Stein: like 95 Reynald *interjects*: theses? Stein *continues*: percent of the fanbase suddenly shows up out of nowhere like "yay Nationals!!" and then they disappear the next day. 4% have given up on them, and 1% have hope.

#5305

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Dec. 10, 2014, 5:06 p.m.

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Joon: Fine, you can have TWO dumplings. Donghyeon (taking 3 dumplings): 0...1...2. Joon: It's not an array of dumplings! You don't count from zero! //Donghyeon walks off with the three dumplings

#8563

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March 12, 2020, 1:49 p.m.

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*Elia walks in a couple of minutes late to SRP* Bosse: YOU HAVE TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME

#10

99

May 21, 2009, 8:14 p.m.

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Mr Rose: Well; I did just like you said. This morning I woke up at 5am, feeling not too great. I squeezed a whole lemon's worth of lemon juice (by hand) into a glass....added a bunch of honey...and ever since I feel like I'm gonna barf / explode out of all other orifices.

#111

99

May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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We're gonna prove this, like, algetrigonometrally. ~Mr. Rose

#296

99

May 21, 2009, 10:22 p.m.

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"Would you screw the pickles, please?" - Bunday

#328

99

May 24, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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Bobby [on National Pick-Up Line Day]: "If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning."