#13402

1010

Aug. 27, 2024, 11:39 a.m.

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Grossman: You can touch each other outside of class

#13412

1010

Aug. 29, 2024, 3:50 p.m.

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//Trying to count how many students are in our class H-C: 16 plus 5 is 21? How is that possible!?

#13517

1010

Dec. 6, 2024, 3:22 p.m.

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"Stop moving electrons and get back in the kitchen." - Mr. Jacobs

#13550

1010

Feb. 11, 2025, 2:34 p.m.

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"Is this the class where I talked about the juicy meat inside the nut?" - Mr. Rose to 7th period Analysis

#305

2026

May 22, 2009, 12:30 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: "For those of you who did something ret- -interesting on the quiz..."

#8041

2026

March 25, 2019, 9:34 a.m.

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Sam: I am moth, I seek the light. I sit on hand instead of flight. Reginold the Moth: *flies away*

#8054

2026

March 27, 2019, 11:59 p.m.

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//during 6th period Analysis A *A brain falls on a student's desk from nowhere* Student: ....? *looks around room for source* Rose: Did that come from the ceiling? Student: *confused and unsure* "I think?..." Rose: Ok, don't worry about it

#8476

2026

Jan. 30, 2020, 1:39 p.m.

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Stein: Okay, so now I have this daughter. Let's call her Martha. Stein: Her name is Martha, so that's okay.

#9385

2026

Nov. 16, 2021, 8:10 p.m.

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Student: Okay so a pentagram is fine, but CUM is not?

#3029

1620

March 4, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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Theresa: Hey [teacher], I'm still sick, anyone you want me to infect? Teacher: <Points at Contreras> How about this one right here? Theresa: Yeah alright, I'll cough on him or something Teacher: Or how about a kiss? That'd do it too. Contreras: Actually, how about 4 or 5 kisses? Y'know, just to make sure.