#13003

1010

Feb. 8, 2024, 10:16 a.m.

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//Listing possible customers for a flashlight Christopher Tang: Miners, Minors Jorgensen: Miners, like coal miners and minor minors? Jorgensen: What about minor miners. Jorgensen: Apparently child labor is legal in some states

#13069

1010

Feb. 15, 2024, 10:02 a.m.

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// Explaining arrays Sahu: If you're racist, I can make you non-racist

#13109

1010

Feb. 21, 2024, 2:38 p.m.

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Cirincione: If it has "department" in the name, it's a department *Thunderous applause*

#13123

1010

Feb. 23, 2024, 1:33 p.m.

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// Analysis 1, Rose wants to do a physics demonstration involving gravity Rose (to Kirk): Do you have balls in this classroom? Kirk: Yeah, they're underneath each chair *Rose takes the tennis ball off the leg of the empty chair in front of him* Rose: Okay, so I'm not actually going to drop this, but you can imagine what would happen if I did

#13179

1010

March 11, 2024, 2:52 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, march 11 "I was warning my kids, like 1st warning, 2nd warning, 3rd warning, 4th warning etc." "Then after the 8th warning I took away his stuffed animal, and he was screaming about how he was gonna get nightmares" "Then my daughter writes 'Papa is horrible Papa is horrible' over and over on this board we have" "She wasn't even a victim she was just sticking up for his brother" "She was screaming stuff like 'YOU are a HORRIBLE parent' 'YOU are making YOUR SON have NIGHTMARES'" "And she was making like elaborate plans to sneak out at midnight, to get back at me and stuff like that" "They kept taking stuff, like the hat off my head, and hiding my stuff" "My daughter is gonna be a criminal mastermind one day" "I think I made a horrible mistake" "I should have just had children that were obedient" "I wasted all of this time being nice" "That brings me to the other children in my life, you guys" "All I ask for is complete obedience."

#13240

1010

March 22, 2024, 3:30 p.m.

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Naomi: What jobs are there that don’t need chemistry? Dr. Davis: Well, let’s see, cashier at McDonald’s, fry guy at McDonald’s, burger flipper at McDonald’s, you can’t be the freezer guy though you’d need to know too much temperature and stuff.

#13275

1010

April 8, 2024, 7:31 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, april 8 "let's talk about new jersey" "there's this place called new jersey ever heard of it?" "it's the worst place in the world" "um yeah it's really terrible" "I'm from new jersey, that's why I'm such a grumpy person" "maybe one day I will achieve inner peace once I've been away from new jersey for 40 years maybe I'll become a nice person" "I think that's how long it takes" "what does new jersey look like?"

#13290

1010

April 12, 2024, 3:03 p.m.

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Schafer: A few Thursdays from now is take your kids to work day, and at least one of my kids wants to come Dylan: How old are your kids again? Schafer: Don't ask me hard questions

#13370

1010

May 10, 2024, 11:21 a.m.

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// At lunch Sarita: I'm sorry if me committing to the bit costs your life, but that's just the sacrifice you have to make in comedy

#13401

1010

June 12, 2024, 8:57 a.m.

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Student: "Climate change is bad." Student: "That's my entire project, we can all go home now." // Student continues speaking.