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⚐ ReportLeo: The sacrifices I make for this woman. Leo: And by this woman I mean my mother.
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⚐ ReportBurnell: Alright, the bell's about to ring. Who needs more time to write? *half the class raise their hands* Burnell: Good!
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⚐ ReportStein: If you don’t think this is cool, either you aren’t paying attention or you don’t have a soul.
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⚐ Report//Talking about the new Star Wars show Michael: If you watch Star Wars without lightsabers, that's just another- Lodal, interrupting him: I can't talk to you now, Michael, I don't like you very much
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: When you hear the word crystal, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Ace: *hums the "Better Call Saul" theme*
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⚐ ReportSmolen: Was Mendelssohn schizophrenic? Ace: No he was just depressed. Smolen: So he was a sad boi!
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⚐ ReportStein: Take out a book in the English language, and pick a random page. *Students flip to an arbitrary page* Stein: O. M. G. I am literally going to quit this job right now. Stein: Not a single one of you guys flipped to a random page.
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⚐ Report// Stein gives really low p-value Stein: I think believing a p-value that low is a mental illness. Stein: If you believe that, you can't get out of bed. Stein: You can't go outside because what if an 18-wheeler rolls over your lawn? Stein: You can't go near a window because what if a meteor hits it?
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⚐ ReportAndy, watching Jerry play chess like a hawk: Jerry, why'd you do that? Jerry: Oh, true Andy: Every time I watch you play, you just fail Andy: Oh man, I'm so sorry, I'm just going to keep watching you from now on.