#10853

1010

Sept. 20, 2022, 5:36 p.m.

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Stelzner: They don't like being happy in Germany. Stelzner: They like being sad. Stelzner: Which makes them happy! So it's all good.

#10864

1010

Sept. 22, 2022, 8:21 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Don't you just hate it when the British steal your mom and put her in a museum?

#10873

1010

Sept. 23, 2022, 10:01 a.m.

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Hammond: je n'attraperai pas de frisbees dans ma bouche. Hammond: It's in a french phrase book for cats. Hammond: It's in there with "I will come when called" and "I will not eat what I'm not supposed to."

#10921

1010

Oct. 6, 2022, 7:47 a.m.

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Me: Mr. Ostrander, do you know where Mr. Hammond is? Ostrander: Hang on, I’m trying to connect my Peter-to-Peter radar right now. Ostrander: It appears that Mr. Hammond is offline.

#10963

1010

Oct. 12, 2022, 3:16 p.m.

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Schwartz: You have limited physical space in your skull. Spend it on better things!

#10987

1010

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:27 p.m.

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// Anderson is writing about eating pie on the board Anderson: So whatever’s in my colon— Anderson: That sounded bad

#11085

1010

Nov. 1, 2022, 9:33 a.m.

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Alex Liu: Jerry did you go trick-or-treating? Jerry Song: My brother did and I stole his candy. He's 3 years younger than me. Alex: Oh, so he's 7!

#11101

1010

Nov. 3, 2022, 9:31 a.m.

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Stein: Nobody ever listens to me. Stein: That has been the story of my life for several decades.

#11144

1010

Nov. 14, 2022, 9:41 a.m.

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Stein: I don't need no stinkin' chaAaAaAaart!

#11193

1010

Nov. 17, 2022, 1:45 p.m.

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// Exploravision Sean: Jerry is blaming his lack of productivity on Andy(Andy is sleeping). Sean: Andy is blaming his lack of productivity on me. Jerry Song: Do it Sean, complete the cycle!