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#10166

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March 5, 2022, 11:33 a.m.

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Jacen: What’s the drug that raises your blood pressure again? Jacen: Like the opposite of viagra.

#10197

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March 8, 2022, 8:59 a.m.

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Schwartz: What is language but an agreed delusion? // Later Schwartz: I see a squiggle here, I also see the same squiggle here. Schwartz: Let's switch the squiggle, let's make a new squiggle.

#10232

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March 10, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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Delaney: I have never been small. Delaney: When I was in 8th grade, I was 6ft tall and 223 pounds. At the end of high school I was 6ft tall and 223 pounds. Delaney: Now I'm 6ft tall and like 210.

#10245

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March 10, 2022, 4:15 p.m.

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// Cow eye dissection Bosse: Eye juice, yum!

#10260

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March 14, 2022, 4:22 p.m.

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Will: My parents told me if I didn't get all As, I'd have to work in a coal mine.

#10266

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March 15, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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//Mr. Kaluta says something about polyphase and uses the word cumbersome Jeremy: What does that word mean? Ace, instinctively: Your mom. Mr. Kaluta: What word, poly? Jeremy: No, cumbersome. Mr. Kaluta: It means awkward. Matthew: Like your mom. Mr. Kaluta: Like him making a dumb joke in response to your question. He's being cumbersome.

#10277

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March 16, 2022, 8:43 a.m.

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Schwartz: You didn't stop me. Schwartz: You trusted me. Schwartz: Why would you ever trust your teachers?

//mod note: did he do the thing where he writes something egregiously wrong on purpose and then just stands there and waits for some student to call him on it

analysis, schwartz

#10282

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March 16, 2022, 1:23 p.m.

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Oldham: this isn't to embarrass anyone, it's just to see who I need to harass later

#10287

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March 16, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Ace: Ms. Duval, how are you so good at catching the chickens? Duval: I just grab them, I wouldn’t call it good.

#10291

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March 16, 2022, 5:29 p.m.

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Roberts: Half the class is getting As, and half the class is getting Es. Roberts: We need that to change. We need to have everyone get an A. Hui: Or have everyone get an E.