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⚐ ReportAlex: What if I put my phone in? Will it turn blue? Andy: Volunteer your phone to science! Duval: Of course, you can't donate someone else's phone to science. Duval: Unless it's to stop them from playing a game. *everyone turns to look at Michael*
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⚐ Report// Duval is throwing carrots to students Student: Can we throw it back at you? Duval: No! The reason why I can throw it at you is because you know that it's coming. Duval(To a student): I'm so sorry for that time when I tried to hit Sudhish on purpose, but I hit you with a bottle cap instead.
#9877
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⚐ ReportRose: Imagine there's an angry mob of skeptics. Like in a giant town hall or a Virginian school board meeting.
#9909
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Get out of that chair! Will: But I was never in the chair. You should have said "don't get into that chair." Kaluta: ... don't get into that chair.
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⚐ ReportJohnny: Wait where do you grow cheese- // Later Johnny: Wait how does it turn from the white stuff to the yellow stuff? Johnny: It doesn't make sense.
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⚐ ReportStudent: What happens during a government shutdown? Stelzner: Complete anarchy and chaos! Cats and dogs live together!
#9985
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⚐ ReportRoberts: What does this sound like? Student(under her breath): Your mom Roberts: DID YOU JUST SAY MY MOM? Roberts: HI MOM, THIS STUDENT JUST SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. // Later Roberts: Make sure I can see everything, not just your left hand. Roberts: Because I don’t know if it’s your hand or YOUR MOMS LEFT HAND.
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⚐ Report// JIF vs GIF debate in ADSB Kyei: That sounds stupid. What other word has the sound "gif" in it? The entire class simultaneously: GIFT Kyei: ... Kyei: Ok, moving on.
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Here, come up and touch the battery to prove it doesn't shock you. Will: *touches battery, jumps 2 feet, starts screaming in agony*
#10106
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⚐ Report// meetings with students over their UML diagrams Sahu: Did you make the pentagram?