#6210

1010

Jan. 24, 2017, 12:47 p.m.

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Schafer: Looks sort of like magnets dancing at homecoming. Class: (gets mildly offended) Schafer: No I wasn't taking about you guys. Magnet kids don't go to homecoming.

#6220

1010

Jan. 29, 2017, 12:23 p.m.

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Buddha: Ms. Cullen, can I go to the Nurse? // Leaves to go to Nurse with stuff // 15 min later, Buddha returns Buddha: I'm sure if I was on my dying breath, the last thing I would hear is "Do you have a pass?"

#6241

1010

Feb. 13, 2017, 2:14 p.m.

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//beginning of third period Discrete, when Rose just got to school Rose: So did anyone do anything exciting this weekend? Griffin: I took a nap. Rose: Nobody went to Bao Bao's goodbye party at the zoo?? Class: * confused * Rose: * lifts eyebrows of disappointment * Clearly, every single one of you needs to get your priorities straight.

#6260

1010

Feb. 24, 2017, 10:09 p.m.

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//Proving part of the power rule Rose: So what are we going to use? Class: The Binomial Theorem! Rose: Yes, the Binomial Theorem, which was taught to you guys last semester by a tall and attractive math teacher.

#6287

1010

March 8, 2017, 2:02 p.m.

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//7th Period Cirincione Daniel Schaffer: Monetary policy is where the government screws over private money. Harris: I think that manipulate is a better word there. Daniel Schaffer: Manipulating and screwing usually happen in that order.

#6409

1010

May 5, 2017, 11:35 a.m.

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Steven Qu: "How does he NOT find pleasure in math?"

#6435

1010

May 13, 2017, 10:36 p.m.

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//Wondering if his title is okay or not Telon: What are the names of your histograms? Soumith: That's a Monday night problem fam

#6446

1010

May 18, 2017, 8:44 p.m.

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Noah Singer: "TNYWR: The Number You Were Given"

#6532

1010

June 29, 2017, 9:44 p.m.

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// In the middle of complex presentations, Noah is trying desperately to stall by asking questions Annie: And then you take the Laurent Series... Noah: Is the Laurent Series even defined there? Buddha: The lady doth protest too much methinks!

#6562

1010

Sept. 6, 2017, 11:14 p.m.

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Rose: I'm having a baby. // Class applauds Rose: Very easy to do.