#5723

1010

Jan. 2, 2016, 3:51 p.m.

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//After a mostly block C physics of music presentation that consisted of about 20 people Simon: Block C 2019 is now a derogatory term.

#5730

1010

Jan. 7, 2016, 11:08 a.m.

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//Day of Blair soccer game vs. WJ in Magnet Statistics Stein: "Everyone write a probability down as the title of your homework" *everyone in class writes titles* Stein: "Jordi, what's yours?" Jordi: "What is the portability Blair soccer wins tonight? 1" *Class and Stein laugh* Stein: "OK. Jimmy what's yours?" *Jimmy laughs uncontrollably* Jimmy: "What's the probability that Jimmy scores tonight? .999" *Class laughs loudly* Stein: "Oh my god, you're the most conceited person ever." //That night Blair Soccer won, and Jimmy scored two goals, both assisted by Jordi.

#5829

1010

Feb. 23, 2016, 9:25 p.m.

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Pham: You know, Stella model very important. Back then, they use cannon. You think they have Stella model? No! Ian: I thought we were talking about trebuchets? Pham: Same thing! You understand what I'm saying?

#5874

1010

April 6, 2016, 5:35 p.m.

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//After Simon hands in unit test Giles: Simon, you do know that rounding to the nearest thousandth doesn't mean a thousand digts, right? Simon: Oh.

#5924

1010

May 8, 2016, 10:35 a.m.

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Schwartz: My precalc class [when I was in high school] was a waste of time. I was a freshman and everyone else was either a junior or a senior. It was *awful* until everyone figured out that if they gave me milkshakes I'd tell them if their answers were right.

#5925

1010

May 10, 2016, 10:12 a.m.

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//Block B has period 4 Pham; the fire alarm just ended Announcement: Period 2 has been extended; period 4 has been canceled. //Celebration ensues, and Steven takes off his sweatshirt in joy

#6016

1010

Sept. 2, 2016, 9:43 p.m.

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Klein: "Wow them with your wisdom, blind them with your BS!"

#6068

1010

Oct. 20, 2016, 9:23 p.m.

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//During a meeting of BIG (Blair Engineers' Guild) in Schwartz's room on a Friday afternoon *BIG people are talking, Schwartz is helping a student* *Rose walks in* Kevin: Hey look, it's Mr. Rose! Misha: Yeah, he wanders in like that. *Rose walks over to lost and found pile and takes a jacket* Rose: Hey Schwartz, can I borrow this? Schwartz: Sure, just bring it back. *Rose puts on the jacket* Kevin: It doesn't quite fit. Rose: It's better than the medium girls' coat in my room. *Notices a different jacket and puts it on instead* Rose: Ah! Much better! Schwartz: Just to make sure, you know this is a student's coat? I'm leaving at 4:30, so can you... Rose: Don't worry, I'll give it back to you when I come back. Schwartz: So like, before 4:30? Rose: Nah, like, on Monday. *Leaves* Schwartz: *Speaking to BIG people* If that doesn't make it onto blairbash, I will be very disappointed in all of you.

#6112

1010

Dec. 2, 2016, 5:31 p.m.

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//Pd 7 Analysis Stein: What's his name? Beard guy-oh! Mr. Schwartz!

#6194

1010

Jan. 13, 2017, 2:57 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Analysis, after a heated argument, Rose puts on Grateful Dead Rose: This is music that people that smoke pot listen to, so maybe it'll help us RELAX