#1747

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April 7, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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//Ozzie starts laughing Stein: What's so [...] funny, Mr. Fffffallick? Ozzie: I asked Carlos for a comb, and he pulled out four. Stein: Carlos, show me your combs. //Carlos pulls out four combs, two from each pocket Stein: Are they specialty combs? Carlos: *glances down at them* One's broken. Stein: Why do you have four? Carlos: I thought I had two, but they copied-and-pasted.

#1766

1010

April 10, 2010, 4:57 p.m.

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Quinn: Penalize is a weird word. Like penalty...and subpoena... Gross: Penis is a weird word, too...I haven't had to say that this early in a while. Class: LOL - Later - Gross: Sure, the lady in black and the lovers can get together - like a threesome!...Wow, didn't think I'd say that this early either.

#1770

1010

April 10, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Juan Diego: Wait, what is this method called? Assuming the opposite... Rose: Proof by contradiction. Juan Diego: Ummm, I'm sorry, but I don't understand... Rose: Reductio Ad Absurdum Juan Diego: Ohhhh...

#1847

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April 29, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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//Pham talking about how people were wimps for not sticking a rod of silver into a flame Pham: Yeah, but if I say go stick piece of silver into outlet, you better be smart enough say "No thank you, Mr. Pham!" or we have one less student grade test paper for.

#1920

1010

May 13, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//During first period, Leah is applying makeup. Mr. Moose: Leah, put that crap away. Leah: I live in Rockville! Do you know how early I have to get up?! Alex Belov: I live in Rockville... Leah: You're also a boy. Alex: Good point.

#1973

1010

June 2, 2010, 8:34 p.m.

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Anderson: For many of you, the key to your paper is right here. In my hand. ...I was just saying that to get you to look at me.

#1986

1010

June 9, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Rose: Just do what Biruk says. Don't talk! Just submit to whatever he wants to do with his stapler.

#2095

1010

Sept. 11, 2010, 4:32 p.m.

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Schafer: Would anyone like a copy of the pesticides our school uses? (Muttering quietly) They didn't keep you all away.

#2150

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Sept. 18, 2010, 2:05 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham is about to demonstrate an operational principle of rocket engines Pham: By the way, do not do what I about to do, because you doing it at home you get kill.

#2159

1010

Sept. 20, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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Pham: Everyone knows where babies come from! They come from the clouds... You know that, right?