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#1389
1010
⚐ Report//sees three sysops in school on a no-school day Pham: What you doing? Eric: Fixing Binx. Pham: It take that many Magnet student to fix the Bink? Why it take half my classes to fix the Bink?
#1394
1010
⚐ Report//Day One of Thermo Schafer: Welcome to thermo, where we'll burn stuff...and, hopefully, do some learning!
#1430
1010
⚐ ReportHinkle: Consumer tastes change demand. And ladies and gentlemen, I have to say, I am a coca-cola kind of guy. Student: I thought you were a beer kind of guy.
#1438
1010
⚐ ReportHinkle: You want to call me racist? Sorry. If I was racist, I'd be teaching where? Student: Churchill! Hinkle: Right, at the white man's school. [...] Also, if you want to call me sexist, that's already been taken care of. The report is in my file. The big man took me out to the woodshed.
#1477
1010
⚐ Report//Mr. Rose draws a limaçon which doesn't go through the pole Stein: No! Graph a loop-de-loop! Stein (singing): B-O-R-I-N-G-G-R-A-P-H! B-O-R-I-N-G-G-R-A-P-H! C'mon! Sing with me!
#1485
1010
⚐ Report//discussing Magnet funding Hinkle: Twenty years ago, they used to mail a big check over to Blair. (starts singing and dancing) We got the moooooneeeeeeeeey!
#1575
1010
⚐ Report//Talking about teaching school Schafer: When I was in teaching school - which was horrible, by the way - they made us write a lesson about some reading, and I was just like "Are you serious?" So anyways, I brought in this huge book of physics and chemistry constants (motions to the 1986 edition) and I'm like "This book isn't meant to be read!"
#1590
1010
⚐ ReportStudent: She hears EVERYTHING! Gross, leans over: I what everything? Student: You HEAR everything!
#1632
1010
⚐ ReportRose: I'm gonna break your brains here.. // general laughter // Alex Qiu slams back of head into closet door Rose: ... don't actually break your brain.
#1743
1010
⚐ Report//Someone was playing really good music in the senior court yard while we were taking a formative Simel: If they weren't so good I would have to tell them to stop // Simel then goes over to the window and yells out it Simel: Hey guys, I was just telling my students that if you weren't so good we would have to yell at you b/c they're taking a test, but your really good. Could you play something softer though, I don't mean quite, but ya know like concentrating music