#13339

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April 26, 2024, 7:45 a.m.

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Jason Yao: What is Armenia? Jason Yao: Like I know what it is functionally but what is it? Jason Yao: No but like the country is th- no fuck you

#13578

1214

March 21, 2025, 9:11 p.m.

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//spanish class, learning vocab derek: when am I ever gonna use yuxtapocisión? oliver: I know right, you can say the same thing with like, 5 less letters.

#7831

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Jan. 3, 2019, 7:48 p.m.

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//learning about continental plates in ess Noam: I JUST REALIZED WHY IT'S CALLED PANGAEA Noam: Pan as in pansexual, but for... //he doesn't finish his sentence because the entire class is staring at him

#163

1010

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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So in sixth grade or in the womb, you know, whenever it is you guys take Algebra 1 these days. ~Mr. Rose

#334

1010

May 24, 2009, 8:39 p.m.

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"Well, step 2, you just factor the crap out of everything, basically." -- Mr. Rose

#532

1010

Sept. 10, 2009, 7:44 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: No need calculus teacher. Tell that to Mr. Walstein. N-Spire replace Mr. Walstein.

#537

1010

Sept. 15, 2009, 8:31 p.m.

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//talking about the electromagnetic spectrum Mr. Schafer: I mean, you could get hurt with infrared. If you get bombarded with infrared, you get hot. If you get bombarded with ultraviolet, you get cancer. If you get bombarded with gamma or x-ray, you get dead.

#589

1010

Oct. 5, 2009, 4:30 p.m.

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//looking at the "Failure is not an option." poster Eric VA: "Yeah. It's mandatory"

#591

1010

Oct. 6, 2009, 12:41 a.m.

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Pham: I tell you many times, but still people have some missing assignments. I'm looking at you! Student: But I don't have any missing assignments! Pham: You need to check the Edline more often. Student: Last I checked, I had a 99 in this class... Pham: Check again! Student: *Opens grade report on Pham's computer showing a 99%* Pham: *pauses* Oh, I guess it was somebody else.

#727

1010

Oct. 20, 2009, 7:53 p.m.

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Swaney: I hate to generalize, but I think that all Asian girls should teach handwriting.