#11604

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Feb. 24, 2023, 8:17 a.m.

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Diego: My old headphones, if you hit it once, it pauses, if you hit it twice, it skips the song, and if you hit it three times, it raises or lowers the volume depending on which ear you tap. Diego: On my new headphones, when I hit it once, sometimes it pauses, sometimes it changes the volume, and sometimes it calls my mom.

#11889

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May 23, 2023, 5:54 p.m.

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Jonathan: The freshman population will spike because the natural predators have been removed.

#12150

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Sept. 19, 2023, 10:45 a.m.

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Jonathan: it’s like Mormons, they just keep reproducing… with no real point.

#12172

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Sept. 20, 2023, 6:58 p.m.

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On talk like a pirate day Schwartz: If Captain Hammond comes in, ye have me' permission to ball up paper and throw it at him! > Later, Dylan is about to throw a paper ball at Will Schwartz, in a normal voice: No, don't throw it at Will, you only have my permission to throw it at teachers. > Dylan turns to throw the paper ball at Schwartz

#12479

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Nov. 8, 2023, 11:52 a.m.

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Reading the umbreon copypasta Ziyad: No it's not. It's vaporeon. I tested it💯💯💯💯 -Some time later - Ziyad: I never tested it. I never said that. Ziyad: Flareon is the best though.

#12523

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Nov. 15, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Doris: Mr. Sahu do you have a wife/girlfriend? Sahu: did you just assume my ORIENTATION! Doris: nononononon. ok do you have a partner? Sahu: ... Sahu: no. no i don't...

#12547

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Nov. 17, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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Ethan Liu: what is your Chinese name Yongle: ...

#12560

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Nov. 20, 2023, 11:02 a.m.

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//Person gives out honor roll awards Person: I have a few awards Sahu: for me!? Person: no, for [Student 1], and [Student 2] Sahu: they're both not here Sahu: you should give them awards for skipping school or something Sahu: you know merge sort? Person: no. //Person leaves

#12701

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Dec. 11, 2023, 1:31 p.m.

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//Sahu takes someone's phone Sahu: *looks at phone* i hope you lose this game Class: oOOooOOooOOoooOOOOoOOoOoOOOooOOOOoOOooOoooOooOOOOooOoOOOOooooOOooOOOOOoOOoOOOOOOOoOOOOoOooo

#13305

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April 16, 2024, 2:46 p.m.

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Rose: Did you guys know there's no school Monday. It's like a fake day Sai: A faux day Rose: yeah you're gonna have a video assignment Natalie: womp womp Rose: womp womp is right!