#10369

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March 29, 2022, 6:22 p.m.

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//opens one of the laptops for the students to use soon Hallisey (casually): Oh, right, someone installed a keylogger on this one.

#10371

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March 30, 2022, 9:33 a.m.

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Rose: Chess is like- if you’re good, you’re like, just, *really good.*

#10404

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April 4, 2022, 2:03 p.m.

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Duval: Snakes are fast. Student: But they have no limbs. Andy: Michael's pretty fast. Duval: And he also has no legs.

#10406

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April 4, 2022, 2:11 p.m.

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Johnny: Is Georgia in Alabama?

#10428

1313

April 7, 2022, 2:47 p.m.

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// After watching "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" by Kanye Rao: I thought it was weird when he married Kim Kardashian. Rao: He's very contradictory, because music is inherently materialistic.

#10453

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April 21, 2022, 12:29 p.m.

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// Hammond walks into diffeq, sees the board Hammond: are those absolute values or matrices? Schwartz: matrices Hammond: thank goodness Hammond: this class has absolutely no value

#10474

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April 22, 2022, 2:26 p.m.

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// Sunflower seed lab Ace: Do you take out the entire meat out of the shell? Ace: Like the nut meat?

#10478

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April 25, 2022, 2:44 p.m.

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Rao: Are you going to be making any drawings that will give me nightmares? Mandy: Uhhh...maybe?

#10491

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April 26, 2022, 11:09 a.m.

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Andy: The only part of the sunflower seed that’s salted and seasoned is the shell. Jerry Song: Shells? I love shells! They’re my favorite part of the sunflower seed! Jerry: I’m joking, I don’t actually eat sunflower seeds. Michael Wang: Yeah, cuz you only eat the shells.

#10504

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April 27, 2022, 5:53 p.m.

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//Delaney in apparent pain whilst sitting at his teacher's-table Katz: Are you okay? Delaney: No, I'm Dr. Delaney!