#10201

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March 8, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//mathphys study hall Schafer: What am I hearing? Booyya: *pauses video of bubbling deep fryer* Korean fried chicken. Schafer: Okay.

#10246

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March 10, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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//analogy for one-way hash functions Sahu: Let's say you give me your beloved Christmas ornament, and you say "this means so much to me." Sahu: It has so much sentimental value. Sahu: And I take a hammer, and smash it into pieces, and smash the pieces into dust, and scatter the dust in the wind ...

#10255

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March 14, 2022, 8:04 a.m.

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// Tom Brady is back, *again* Contreras: Shivani, how do you feel Shivani: I'm so happy, I'm in tears Contreras: I was in tears too, but the different kind

#10284

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March 16, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Michael Wang: If you wait until marriage to have sex, you’ll only have sex with your family.

#10328

1313

March 22, 2022, 5:45 p.m.

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//a student served cake (for L'Hôpital project) to the class Stephen: I didn't get a utensil, and I got it in a cup. Schwartz: Drink it!

#10329

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March 22, 2022, 5:49 p.m.

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//Kaluta took the class out to a staircase to tell a story about a gender-separated summer camp Kaluta: Then, one day, one of the boys actually jumped over the fence. //Will climbs over the railing Kaluta: When it actually happened, it was much more graceful than that. Will: Hey! That's very offensive! //later //Will climbs over the railing again Will: I was expecting applause that time. //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#10369

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March 29, 2022, 6:22 p.m.

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//opens one of the laptops for the students to use soon Hallisey (casually): Oh, right, someone installed a keylogger on this one.

#10371

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March 30, 2022, 9:33 a.m.

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Rose: Chess is like- if you’re good, you’re like, just, *really good.*

#10404

1313

April 4, 2022, 2:03 p.m.

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Duval: Snakes are fast. Student: But they have no limbs. Andy: Michael's pretty fast. Duval: And he also has no legs.

#10406

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April 4, 2022, 2:11 p.m.

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Johnny: Is Georgia in Alabama?