#9339

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Nov. 11, 2021, 11:35 p.m.

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Gabaree: Here’s another easy way to think about liberals and conservatives: someone had to milk a cow for the first time.

#9370

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Nov. 15, 2021, 8:25 p.m.

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Rose: Period 8, you guys are so quiet! Maybe if I give you candy, you’ll talk more. // Rose pulls out two paper bags with “night party” printed on them from out of the shelves behind his desk Rose: So I stole all my kids’ candy and sorted it into the good stuff and the stuff I don’t like, then put a small section aside to actually give back to them. // Rose asks the class something and Max answers Rose: Yes! Max, you get a piece of candy. Do you want an almond joy or a ring pop? Max: A ring pop Rose: *hurls ring pop across the room* Hmm, maybe I should just put the bag here on this empty table and have you guys go up and take candy for yourselves instead // later Rose: Aaah, middle table didn’t do their homework! Negative candy for you, middle table! Student: That’s a bit harsh Rose: You think so? Maybe I shouldn’t have said that then. Maybe I’ll take that back. Middle table, maybe you don’t have negative candy, lemme think about that

#9397

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Nov. 18, 2021, 8:04 a.m.

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// Checking hw Schwartz: Is this...super idol? *Entire class breaks down hysterically* Schwartz: You know what, I'm ok with not knowing what that means.

#9410

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Nov. 19, 2021, 3:19 p.m.

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Lodal: Money? I don't have any money for you. I have to waste it on other things.

#9442

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Nov. 29, 2021, 5:02 p.m.

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//as students do assignment on binary trees Foster: Make sure to channel your inner Lorax. Speak for the trees! The real and the digital!

#9465

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Dec. 1, 2021, 9:14 a.m.

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in precalc rose: GET BACK THERE AND GET THAT OTHER COW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

#9559

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Dec. 8, 2021, 1:34 p.m.

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// right before the practice SRP presentation Sam: just so you guys know, I'm running on 2 hours of sleep, one for each brain cell, so you already know this presentation's gonna be crap

#9581

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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//3rd pd bio, duval is explaining why she couldn’t become a veterinarian duval: lo and behold, you know what i don’t have to do here? euthanize any of you! look, a full classroom of non-euthanized students!

#9586

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Dec. 10, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

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Gabaree: Whenever a kid walks in and says, "Do we have a quiz today?", I go, "Yeah!"—'cause it's fun!

#9663

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Dec. 20, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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mr kyei on santa: "i don't believe in santa. i never did. my parents didn't play those games."