#9026

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Feb. 26, 2021, 10:01 a.m.

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Lodal: But I promise this is worthwhile. Lodal: Or maybe it's not.

#9038

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March 4, 2021, 12:19 p.m.

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Kirk: I'm gonna give you more and more ridiculous definitions for what a matrix is, and then we'll settle on the commonly accepted definition.

#9062

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March 19, 2021, 12:11 p.m.

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Street: I'll tell you when driving a car by yourself gets really helpful and desirable: when you're on a date. // student says something about being driven by a friend to a date Street: You're gonna have your *friend* drive you -- on a *date*! Sure! Good plan.

#9066

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March 23, 2021, 1:43 p.m.

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Sloe: There is no way I would clip a hedgehog's nails

#9069

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March 26, 2021, 9:38 a.m.

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Duval: Lice... they're fun...

#9193

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Oct. 5, 2021, 11:02 p.m.

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Rose: Ghost polynomial long division doesn't actually exist. Rose: I keep trying to make a Wikipedia page for it and they keep removing it and saying, "That doesn't exist!"

#9339

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Nov. 11, 2021, 11:35 p.m.

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Gabaree: Here’s another easy way to think about liberals and conservatives: someone had to milk a cow for the first time.

#9370

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Nov. 15, 2021, 8:25 p.m.

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Rose: Period 8, you guys are so quiet! Maybe if I give you candy, you’ll talk more. // Rose pulls out two paper bags with “night party” printed on them from out of the shelves behind his desk Rose: So I stole all my kids’ candy and sorted it into the good stuff and the stuff I don’t like, then put a small section aside to actually give back to them. // Rose asks the class something and Max answers Rose: Yes! Max, you get a piece of candy. Do you want an almond joy or a ring pop? Max: A ring pop Rose: *hurls ring pop across the room* Hmm, maybe I should just put the bag here on this empty table and have you guys go up and take candy for yourselves instead // later Rose: Aaah, middle table didn’t do their homework! Negative candy for you, middle table! Student: That’s a bit harsh Rose: You think so? Maybe I shouldn’t have said that then. Maybe I’ll take that back. Middle table, maybe you don’t have negative candy, lemme think about that

#9397

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Nov. 18, 2021, 8:04 a.m.

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// Checking hw Schwartz: Is this...super idol? *Entire class breaks down hysterically* Schwartz: You know what, I'm ok with not knowing what that means.

#9410

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Nov. 19, 2021, 3:19 p.m.

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Lodal: Money? I don't have any money for you. I have to waste it on other things.