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Jan. 30, 2017, 12:54 p.m.

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//Talking about evolution of ideas based on an analogy of sexual reproduction Shriyash: So when you retweet anything about Trump you're spreading the idea of Donald Trump. Noah: Stop reproducing with Donald Trump!!!

#6295

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March 9, 2017, 6:06 p.m.

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// Going over a stat reading quiz Stein: "60% of boys and 25% of girls report that they are sexually active." What about you, George? *pause* I mean, what's your answer?

#6439

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May 18, 2017, 3:07 p.m.

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Scott: Ms Duval, look at this. Liam sprayed me! Duval: LIAM! Why would you spray Scott with that? Now he's flammable! Liam: But it's water! Duval: No, not in that container! Liam: Yes it is, I tasted it!

#6608

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Sept. 15, 2017, 10:31 p.m.

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//Schafer explaining how he outran a student many years ago Schafer: This student of mine, many years ago, said that he was faster than me. I didn't want to make such a big deal out of it, so I said no you're not, but he demanded to race me, so we had a race, and I won. But then, he demanded to race again, so we did, and I won again. Right after the second race, he threw up, so I was like hey, are you ok? Student: I ran way too fast. Schafer: I had to call his parents and say: ya I made your son throw up in physics today by beating him in a race twice. That was an awkward conversation.

#6756

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Oct. 11, 2017, 8:46 p.m.

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//Talking about Gödel's incompleteness theorem Steven: Aren't you guys sad? That made me cry in 6th grade!

#6793

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Oct. 18, 2017, 7:33 a.m.

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Rose: *writing a propositional logic expression on the board* "If you do the dishes, I'll give you polyhedra". Not unlike discussions happening at my house.

#6848

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Oct. 25, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

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//talking about likelihood of Blair kids cheating by sending answer keys Ostrander: Yeah, I told them that they don't have to worry about cheating because you kids are too dumb to know the answers anyway.

#7014

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Dec. 6, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

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//Schafer is explaining Physics of Music Day Schafer: So if you're not musically inclined like SOME people... *gesticulates wildly at Chad*

#7184

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Feb. 1, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

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Student 1: What did I miss in Pham? *class starts snickering* Student 2: (muttering) street food and vegetables

#7197

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Feb. 5, 2018, 1:21 p.m.

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// Talking about sig figs and arithmetic Pham: No!! You never truncate!! If you truncate you cut your head off!!