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June 18, 2016, 3:48 p.m.

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//Block D R&E Exam Period, minutes before the last bell of the year Street: Have a great summer everyone! I know I call all of you maggots, but I don't actually hate you. //Hesitates Street: Even Kevin. //Hesitates again Street: You too, Carl.

#5961

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June 29, 2016, 5:52 p.m.

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Steven: The thing I love about STEM is that everything is pretty objective. Favid: Except Pham.

#6014

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Sept. 2, 2016, 9:28 p.m.

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//Functions, Schwartz asks students for names of points on coordinate plane Student 1: Leo! Schwartz: Let's not use names. Student 1: Lion! Jessie: Harambe! Student 2: Dr Taliff! //Schwartz proceeds to name points "Lion", "Dr Taliff", P, H, and D

#6071

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Oct. 22, 2016, 1:49 p.m.

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Street: "Just smile, laugh politely, and watch your grades go up."

#6146

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Jan. 4, 2017, 2:13 p.m.

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//Kevin is eating a sandwich during 8th period Smith Smith: Kevin! Please put that lunch away! I have a strict rule against eating lunch in this room because the lunch's delicious smells is welcoming rodents and vermin to this classroom. Then, our overseers clean the room and slaughter those animals. Kevin, I'm sure you didn't mean to slaughter mice?

#6201

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Jan. 17, 2017, 11:52 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: Kevin Qian, I noticed that you used the word "vibes" on your planning sheet, which is not allowed for these assignments.

#6223

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Jan. 30, 2017, 12:54 p.m.

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//Talking about evolution of ideas based on an analogy of sexual reproduction Shriyash: So when you retweet anything about Trump you're spreading the idea of Donald Trump. Noah: Stop reproducing with Donald Trump!!!

#6295

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March 9, 2017, 6:06 p.m.

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// Going over a stat reading quiz Stein: "60% of boys and 25% of girls report that they are sexually active." What about you, George? *pause* I mean, what's your answer?

#6439

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May 18, 2017, 3:07 p.m.

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Scott: Ms Duval, look at this. Liam sprayed me! Duval: LIAM! Why would you spray Scott with that? Now he's flammable! Liam: But it's water! Duval: No, not in that container! Liam: Yes it is, I tasted it!

#6608

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Sept. 15, 2017, 10:31 p.m.

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//Schafer explaining how he outran a student many years ago Schafer: This student of mine, many years ago, said that he was faster than me. I didn't want to make such a big deal out of it, so I said no you're not, but he demanded to race me, so we had a race, and I won. But then, he demanded to race again, so we did, and I won again. Right after the second race, he threw up, so I was like hey, are you ok? Student: I ran way too fast. Schafer: I had to call his parents and say: ya I made your son throw up in physics today by beating him in a race twice. That was an awkward conversation.