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April 12, 2011, 11:27 p.m.

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Rose: I need a seat. Who looks skinny? Random Student on Bus: You can sit on my lap Mr. Rose! Rose: (shakes his head) Mmmmm we'll talk about that later.

#3400

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May 20, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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Intercom: Mr. Kaluta? Is Samantha Sch...is Samantha there? Kaluta: Samantha who? Intercom: Uh...I can't say her last name.

#3455

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June 10, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//Graduation practice //The girls' caps & gowns are white, the guys' are red Mark (jokingly): Man, these guys trying to make us think they're Klan members? Danderson (laughing): What does that make us, communists?

#3458

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June 10, 2011, 5:59 p.m.

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Grossman: I have just one word of advice for the next two years of high school...don't date! Issac: Are you preaching one night stands?

#3469

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June 14, 2011, 11:26 p.m.

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Stein: Any rock could do that. Well, any reasonably smart rock could do that. Most rocks could do that.

#3572

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Sept. 18, 2011, 8:01 p.m.

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Anderson: I used to pick on students randomly, but then someone said, "That's not random, that's arbitrary." So now I use a random number generator. Thomas: It's pseudo-random.

#3600

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Sept. 25, 2011, 12:50 a.m.

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//Enoch at MIT admissions office meeting Enoch: So, I'm thinking of computer science research/development. Is there anything you could tell me at MIT that shows your computer science success? //Guy at MIT looks up from his book Admissions: We created the internet.

#3619

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Sept. 30, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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// During Math Phys, Schafer tries writing NASA upside down on a rocket picture. Schafer: Does that look like NASA to you? Student 1: No... Student 2: Looks like ASAN... Student 3: ASAN...? Student 4: Omar...? Class: OMAR AHSAN!!!

#3694

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Oct. 20, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

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Evan: I met Mr. Rose's new girlfriend. Manesha: That's so cool! Evan: Yeah. They both have the same nose!

#3696

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Oct. 20, 2011, 6:44 p.m.

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Mr. Mogge: While you fill in your answers on the scantron with your right hand, use your left hand to cover up your paper so people can't see your answers. And when you're done, flip the paper over and then you can use your hands to do whatever you want! [Pause] Except don't because I would get in trouble.