#2877

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Feb. 6, 2011, 9:47 p.m.

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Gibi: We noticed that the overhead projector was smoking. Theresa: Really? What was it smoking?

#2907

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Feb. 9, 2011, 7:58 p.m.

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*After establishing that Richard doesn't know what a larynx is...* Kaluta: Point to your vocal chords Richard: Uhhh I don't have any! Kaluta: Okay, then point to your brain. (Richard points to his brain) Kaluta: You don't have that either!

#2959

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Feb. 20, 2011, 3:45 p.m.

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//Tucker is wearing a box with holes for eyes Tucker: I'm psychic! OW! //he tripped over a red bin

#2965

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Feb. 22, 2011, 11:33 a.m.

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Rose (about to teach the Power Rule): You are all about to lose your innocence.

#3045

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March 7, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

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//loud yelling is heard from the hallway Voice: You da ho!  YOU DA HO! Schafer: Alright, that's it.  I'm heading out there! *exits and stands in front of door* Student: So is he just gonna intimidate them into stopping or what... //Schafer reenters after it gets quiet Student: So who was the ho? Schafer: As it turns out, there was a whole argument about that.  However, they used some strong language during their debate which will not be repeated.

#3060

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March 10, 2011, 9:09 p.m.

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Pham: If you Asian and you want to lose weight, it very easy. All you do is stop eating the rice!!! You lose 40 pounds in 2 days!

#3088

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March 15, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Gross: Psychoanalysts could consider Fitzgerald to be compensating for something when writing about GATSBY'S HUGGEEEE MANSION. Student: That's a fallacy. Gross: Actually, it's a phallicacy.

#3126

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March 22, 2011, 8:24 p.m.

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Medley (Duval's sub): Mutations can occur because of radiation, like ultravelvet [sic] light and nuclear radiation. You know a lot of radiation is happening because of the earthquake in Chiner. Class: You mean Japan? Medley: You know what I meant, they're the same thing.

#3140

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March 24, 2011, 4:19 p.m.

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Bob: Our trebuchet added the most fuel to the fire 'cause it had a book of fun. Thomas: The book of fun is extremely ironically named. Jason: It's ironic 'cause it has a staple!

#3216

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April 11, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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Schafer: So did any of you read your horoscope today? Ittai: Well, I DID read it one time and it said that I would find something good in an unusual place.  So I looked at my ass in the mirror.  But all I saw was crap!