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#11324

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Dec. 15, 2022, 11:09 a.m.

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Smolen: I am going to enlist your help as child laborers. Smolen: Because I don’t have to pay you!

#12682

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Dec. 6, 2023, 5:47 p.m.

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Schafer: I had a sandwich for lunch today, it was so bussin'. I even added some sauce for more rizz *After comments on the blairbashability of that quote* Schafer: Get off of blairbash, it isn't good for you

#13636

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Sept. 19, 2025, 7:58 a.m.

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Rose: I just like saying ass.

#7841

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Jan. 7, 2019, 12:13 p.m.

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Student: I don't have a B in math anymore!! ...I have a D!

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#8255

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June 14, 2019, 12:14 p.m.

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Rose: This is a once in a life time opportunity, you don’t want to miss this. Sam: He couldn’t make it through that sentence with a straight face.

#13239

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March 22, 2024, 2:54 p.m.

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Gugan: Search up munting on google. I swear it's family friendly. I searched it up on my chromebook //after one google search Gugan: What if we started munting on a living person until they died and then did regular munting. //After facing criticism from literally everyone in the room Gugan: No. I swear it's good! The liberal left is just trying to make it seem worse than it is! They're taking away the last pleasurable thing in life! //Later Gugan: Hey guys, have you guys heard of munging?

#8197

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May 30, 2019, 8:55 p.m.

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//9th Cirincione, Lillian has brought a home-made Harry Potter wand to school Noam: *picks up the wand and waves it in Rajit's direction* Noam: Deletus Rajitus

#4302

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Nov. 13, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

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//In Science Bowl practice, after a question distantly related to pine cones Avikar: Didn't you ever throw pine cones at people when you were a kid? Cathy: No. After a pine cone fell on my head from a tree when I was little, I was done with pine cones for the rest of my life. Sam: Did you make any genius discoveries after that? Cathy: It wasn't an apple. It was a pine cone. //A few moments later Sam: Was it a pineapple?

#7335

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March 18, 2018, 12:58 p.m.

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[Talking about particle accelerators in 8th period Math Phys] Schafer: That guy Lawrence, you know, he had that element named after him, Lawrencium. He invented one of the first particle accelerators, the cyclotron. He also has two national labs named after him, Lawrence Livermore and... Noah S [not paying attention]: Lawrence Berkeley, and also doesn't he have that element, Lawrencium, named for him? Class/Schafer: *facepalm* Schafer: Dude we talked about that LITERALLY 15 seconds ago. ... [Talking about the ML theorem 1/2 hour later in Complex] Schwartz: *explains the theorem* Misha: Let me see if I understand this proof. So we take this integral over the contour... *talks out the proof* Noah [not paying attention]: Okay, let me see if I can talk this through... Class: *boiiii* Misha: Noah! You already did this once today! Schwartz: You know, every year, I give an award to the student who asks the best questions that I've already answered, and Noah, you're the clear frontrunner. David W [not paying attention]: Today in Math Phys, Noah did the same thing! Class: *uproarious laughter* Schwartz: Noah, you have competition!

#549

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Sept. 22, 2009, 8:39 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Ms. Piper hate it when people read SparkNote. She old-fashioned.