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Sept. 10, 2011, 4:36 p.m.

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Street: [Student], you need to go down to the counseling office. Student: Where's that? Street: It's across the hall from the main office. Student: Where's the main office? //Street makes the loser sign

#3624

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Oct. 1, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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//During Freshmen Physics Schafer: This problem isn't that hard. It's just physics, with some math in it. Naeem: It's Math-Phys! Schafer: No....not even close...

#3644

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Oct. 5, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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Clay: Don't say your printer ate your dog.

#4102

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April 23, 2012, 11:37 p.m.

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//Patrick Shan jokes are the new Chuck Norris jokes, Jacob Kirkendall jokes are just true... Patrick: Patrick Shan has never seduced a woman. The word seduction implies that he had to try. Jacob: Jacob Kirkendall has never seduced a woman. EVER.

#4630

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Oct. 27, 2013, 9:35 a.m.

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//In Spanish 5, practicing subjunctive by making sentences starting with "A Dios le pido" (To God I ask) //Sra. Cuadrado is reading sentences off of people's papers Cuadrado: "A Dios le pido...que yo saque buenas notas..." No le pides a Dios! ESTUDIA!

#4886

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April 23, 2014, 11:22 p.m.

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//Freshman Chemistry Block C Lodal: So you guys want to hear a joke? Class: Yeah. Lodal: What's something red that you shouldn't eat? Class:... Lodal: A brick. Lodal:... Didn't see that coming, did you?

#5396

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Feb. 20, 2015, 11:46 a.m.

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//Agam has never taken a Pham class. Akshay: You shouldn't be able to get a magnet diploma unless you've taken a Pham class. Agam: But I like real teachers. Akshay: Then you should go to a real school like Wootton.

#5506

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May 31, 2015, 4:20 p.m.

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At ARML, Victor is eating ice cream out of a cone with a spoon. This sparks a debate about the proper way to eat cone ice cream Jane: Victor, what you are doing is worse than ordering a cup of soup and eating it with a fork.

#5533

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Sept. 11, 2015, 5:15 p.m.

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//Magnet guys and Grace all hang out at one table Allison: Grace and Steven, sitting in a tree, M-A-T-H-I-N-G

#7193

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Feb. 4, 2018, 7:25 p.m.

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//on the Block B group chat, getting nervous about chem hw deadlines Student: can Pham spend more time telling us things and less time roasting the TA