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March 30, 2025, 4:04 p.m.

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//More stupid jokes from Alan at history bowl Alan: This summer i was in Vienna when a group of Austrian kids asked where i came from. I responded in broken German: "Ich bin aus Washington D.C., das Kapital der Amerika." They gave me some questionable looks until I understood my fatal mistake. (Das Kapital was a Marxist work; he meant to say der Hauptstadt, which meant the capital)

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June 6, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: I will come and rip your head off....wait, no I won't because then blood get on the floor and the janitor will get angry at me.

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Oct. 3, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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Eric: Aren't you a little old to watch Phineas and Ferb? Mike: Yes. Yes, I am.

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Dec. 19, 2012, 11:34 a.m.

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Alan: Afghanistan is like a Java program that won't compile. Avikar: And anybody who tries to debug it dies.

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Sept. 26, 2018, 10:40 a.m.

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//Pd 3 Stat Stein: So when I was telling my first wife... Stein: She's my only wife, so she gets mad when I call her that Class: ...

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March 7, 2019, 12:24 a.m.

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//Discrete Math Rose: What's a good kid-friendly movie? //No one answers for a few seconds Shiv: Home alone? Rose: Apocalypse Now

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March 20, 2019, 9:50 a.m.

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//ADSB Gonzalez: Someone give me a class Colin: Chicken! Colin: It extends Egg, or does Egg extend Chicken?

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April 8, 2019, 9:12 a.m.

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//about social conformity Smrek: I saw a student of mine in the hall wearing two different socks, who would willingly do that? Johnny: I usually just wear one sock

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Sept. 3, 2019, 5:44 p.m.

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Stein: 1, 2, 4, 5 Stein: These represent the IQ's of my- I mean the number of cousins my students have

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Sept. 22, 2025, 11:20 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 19.09.2025 "When the teacher starts talking before the bell rings, that's how you know things are serious." "I'm just going to keep using violence because it's fun." "I have a plan and the plan will succeed because I say so." "Usually I lose battles with my students." "It's like I have two Rakshays, which is one too many at least." "Before my wife and I got married, she wanted to have a Christmas tree, but I'm Jewish, so I don't do that. The compromise we came to is that she could have her Christmas tree and I'd get a Satan statue for balance, but all the Satan statues are ugly and I don't want them in my house, so I got an Aristotle statue instead."