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April 8, 2019, 9:12 a.m.

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//about social conformity Smrek: I saw a student of mine in the hall wearing two different socks, who would willingly do that? Johnny: I usually just wear one sock

#8264

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Sept. 3, 2019, 5:44 p.m.

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Stein: 1, 2, 4, 5 Stein: These represent the IQ's of my- I mean the number of cousins my students have

#13639

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Sept. 22, 2025, 11:20 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 19.09.2025 "When the teacher starts talking before the bell rings, that's how you know things are serious." "I'm just going to keep using violence because it's fun." "I have a plan and the plan will succeed because I say so." "Usually I lose battles with my students." "It's like I have two Rakshays, which is one too many at least." "Before my wife and I got married, she wanted to have a Christmas tree, but I'm Jewish, so I don't do that. The compromise we came to is that she could have her Christmas tree and I'd get a Satan statue for balance, but all the Satan statues are ugly and I don't want them in my house, so I got an Aristotle statue instead."

#901

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:31 p.m.

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*ms.piper is in the middle of teaching her class and mr. rose walks in* Rose: Hey, will you scissors paper rock me to see which test Daniel C. will take during lunch? Piper: What? You mean rock paper scissors? Rose: Yeah. He's supposed to take my test, but he says he has to take yours today. Piper: Oh that's fine, you can have him. Rose: Oh yeah, do you want lunch? We're getting Vietnamese. Piper: I'll have the non-fried eggrolls. Rose: Cool.

#1486

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Feb. 8, 2010, 12:25 p.m.

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// Because of the snow storm, schools are closed and Pham is using Edline to post wuhk for freshmen Edline: "Problems will be assigned on Sunday - We are waiting for people did not do homework. If you get done with your homework, make some snow angels and take some digital pictures. Enjoy your day offs."

#1793

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April 15, 2010, 7:33 p.m.

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Eli: Is it considered illegal if you accidentally steal a police car?

#2045

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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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//During lunch, we had been playing cards. 4 minutes 'til lunch ends... Kendix: S***, I HAVE HOMEWORK I NEED TO DO! Various others: Just doings da wuhk! Jus gettings it dun! Kendix: Shut up and let me work! //Bell rings

#2960

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Feb. 21, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: I was thinking about cylindrical and spherical coordinates, and I was like, "Wait up yo, how come we don't have cubic coordinates?" And then I facepalmed.

#3108

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March 18, 2011, 10:14 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A is discussing Rolle's Theorem Rose: Yeah, so, that's Rolle's Theorem. It probably doesn't seem very significant to you right now, but it actually plays a very large role... Class: *giggles* Rose: Oh my god.

#3368

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May 15, 2011, 12:46 p.m.

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//throughout the night on the text-in message screen at prom Screen: dis fo real? Screen: WAKE UP OMAR Screen: help i'm trapped in the tv Screen: integrals