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#9582

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Dec. 10, 2021, 9:55 a.m.

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Subayi: Take that crap off! You act as though you've never had headphones before. What, do you not have headphones in Sierra Leone? Student: We do. Subayi: You don't, I've just been there. I bought like 30 pairs of headphones and just gave them away. Have you ever been there? Student: No. Subayi: You need to go, get a taste of the motherland. You'll come back a saint. You'll wake up and there will be no food, and you'll be thinking, "Wow, I wish I was back in the US right now!"

#9685

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Dec. 22, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: This video treats taking AP courses as the end-all be-all in your high school career. Schwartz: News flash: IT'S NOT. Collegeboard is a scam!

#9687

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Dec. 22, 2021, 12:39 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics. Schafer is discussing the Doppler effect. Schafer: So let's say Ayush sees a fire truck and he runs towards it screaming fIRE TRUUuUuUuUuUuUCK! Schafer: Yeah, just like that. Michael: ...Am I the fire truck? Ayush: Then I would run away from you.

#9724

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Jan. 10, 2022, 2:19 p.m.

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// SRP Presentations John Kim: Uhhh...This is an integral symbol. Ignore that. John: You know light is a photon, and photons are bosons! What are fermions, electrons are fermions! John: Alright, you know everything about quantum mechanics!

#9830

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Jan. 26, 2022, 11:12 a.m.

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> Canadian geese honking loudly outside Hinkle: Some kid is chasing the geese again. *pause* Hinkle: Did you know it's not against county policy to kill the geese? *stunned silence* Hinkle: But it is against the law! *continues on with his speech about micro*

#9886

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Feb. 2, 2022, 9:55 p.m.

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"you don't have to remember, you just have to search your soul for the truth." - william rose

#9888

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Feb. 2, 2022, 9:57 p.m.

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"valentine's day, it's all just capitalism." - mr kyei

#9905

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Feb. 3, 2022, 2:04 p.m.

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// Duval talks about video games and FIFA Duval: My son wanted me to play FIFA with him. Duval: I agreed to play with him on the condition that I get to be Belgium while he has to play as some crap no name team. Duval: Turns about some third tier no name team from Ireland upset Belgium... twice. Duval: The only thing I can master is the slide tackle. Duval: So while his guys were running all I did was slide slide slide slide!

#9980

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Feb. 11, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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//Sahu talks about what teachers he had when he went to Blair Student: Did you have Mr. Schwartz? Sahu: I don't even know who Mr. Schwartz is. Klees: He's Jesus! Katz: He's more like the second derivative of Jesus. Chun: Then who's the first derivative of Jesus?

"I don't know." "And who's the third derivative of Jesus?" Chen: "The holy spirit?" cf 8345

schwartz, jesus, sahu

#10092

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Feb. 28, 2022, 10:21 a.m.

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Rose: A line’s like, a straighty thing!