#8719

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Nov. 10, 2020, 10:23 a.m.

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Schafer: It'd be like looking at a football field and thinking: Schafer: "How long is that? Uh ... it's less than a mile." Schafer: You're *not wrong* Schafer: But it's not really accurate

#8815

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Dec. 11, 2020, 10:53 a.m.

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//adv geo Rose: what we want to do, five minutes from now, when we're really smart...

#8828

1515

Dec. 15, 2020, 10:22 a.m.

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Rose: as soon as I submitted grades on November 13th, I just went into a fetal position and didn't come back out.

#8860

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Jan. 5, 2021, 9:30 a.m.

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Duval: If my banana were a fish...

#8901

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Jan. 15, 2021, 11:23 a.m.

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Street: That was me. I felt strange, uncoordinated, and dorky on the dance floor. //few sentences later Street: Guess what? I'm still not good at dancing! This is not surprising.

#9023

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Feb. 25, 2021, 11:57 a.m.

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Kirk: We're gonna go through this pretty quick. Kirk: It doesn't require too much ... big brain.

#9056

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March 16, 2021, 9:31 a.m.

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Lixing: I do not fear bugs except for my power to kill them.

#9123

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April 27, 2021, 12:14 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, how many times can you sell your soul?

#9133

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April 30, 2021, 3:55 p.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, april 30 "He had a whole *set* of prosthetic noses." "I am wearing a shirt today that makes it look like I have run a marathon ... I would just like to say -- I have never run a marathon. I just wear the shirt because it has a funny joke on the back." "Nobody cares about the ceiling." "Are you guys okay with that? ... If you're not, there's nothing you can do about it!" "I need ways to mess with people!" "It makes sense that I can't do that, but it's really annoying for the Chaotic Neutral in me that wants to spread chaos." "Sometimes I like to go into the computer lab and take all the paper out of the printer. Not because it's a good idea ..."

#9151

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May 24, 2021, 9:07 a.m.

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Sloe, to a student: Somebody's behind you! Who's behind you??? Sloe: Oh wait, that's a chair.