#4296

1515

Nov. 12, 2012, 7:49 a.m.

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Pham: I get fish this weekend. I put it in a cup of water. You know what happen? It die!

#4653

1515

Nov. 14, 2013, 1:26 p.m.

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//Pham is writing on the whiteboard //Pham picks up some jacket Pham: Who shirt this? Class: ... //Pham proceeds to wipe the whiteboard with the jacket

#4889

1515

April 25, 2014, 4:59 p.m.

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Student: Can you upload all the presentations from all your classes to Edline? Ravilious: Well, I don't want Edline to explode.

#5002

1515

June 3, 2014, 4:40 p.m.

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Rose: Great, penis graph. Finally my career is complete.

#5219

1515

Oct. 14, 2014, 10:31 a.m.

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// Rose gives some papers to a student Rose: Give these to Schafer, Bosse, Lodal, and Pham. // As student is closing the door to leave Rose: Oh, and tell Pham to actually do it.

#5377

1515

Feb. 10, 2015, 1:49 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Mista Vorksy going to be covering for me over lunar new year. She cover for two reason. First, she don't care about holiday. Secondly, she white.

#5423

1515

March 18, 2015, 9:22 p.m.

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Eric Neyman: "Are you doing any work in ModSim" has about the same truth value as "Is Sachin here."

#5425

1515

March 19, 2015, 2:56 p.m.

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Ostrander's Science Bowl Bio (written by the Science Bowl team): Mr. Peter Ostrander is the magnet coordinator of Montgomery Blair High School, which he rules with a titanium fist. He is best known for his thorough understanding of the nature of school politics, the high school student psyche, and 80’s and 90’s bands, although his favorite musician is Justin Bieber, for his profound lyrics and masterful melodies. Science bowl is very pleased to welcome him as a member of the current regime. He fulfills his role as assistant head coach almost as well our head coach. He is a constant presence at science bowl practices and you can hardly walk into a meet without feeling his aura. In his free time, Mr. Ostrander enjoys surfing.

#5443

1515

April 1, 2015, 8:51 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Whatever, if I fail here, I'll just go back and eat my orange slices.

#5482

1515

May 9, 2015, 9:24 p.m.

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//Freshman Chem. A random conversation starts. Someone brings up vegetarianism. //Pham gets excited at another prospect of a vegetarian joke. Pham, excitedly: Who here vegetarian? //No one raises their hands. //Pham, pausing uncertainly: Uh--well--you know, guy--nevermind.